I'm sure you can laugh about this with him many years down the line
Yes, I'm insinuating you're failing to talk to a bloke you want to have homosexual intercourse with because you're so much of a big girly wussbag that you can't even muster the testicular fortitude to make a move.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hahaha!
She is a bonny lass though.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

How do you know?
Someone on here is it?
Edit: If the Pulp thing mentioned above is true, then I can guess who it is!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Of course it is, no one meets people anywhere else.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

No. He gazzed me a pic of her.
Because I asked.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

So it's not who I think it is?
Wow, that makes that text a bit of a lie then. Ah well, no sense backtracking, will just run with it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

this lass is nothing to do with b3ta, is she?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Apparently not

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I realise those of us that fornicate outside the b3ta group are letting the side down
but really, sometimes the gene pool here might benefit from a bit of chlorine...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Luckily few of us actually want to procreate.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

who's talking about procreation?
I'm more for the selective cull.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

No.
Otherwise she'd know what a wuss I am. I have my reasons for the delay mind, mainly that she's fucking mint, five years older than me and well out of my league. It's worth a go though, I'll ask her later and let you all know how I get on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

You've already got a remarkable result away from home with her.
Even if she really is out of your league, everyone is entitled to the cup run of a lifetime at least once. JUST FUCKING DO IT BEFORE I BURN ALL YOUR COATS.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

MTFU and carpe her goddamn diem
Carpe it right up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Hell yeah!
Women love a good carpe.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Some can be all "treat me like a lady, a princess even"
When really they all want a good hard carpe-ing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

carpe vaginum.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Some just want to munch carpe though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Don't be such a gaylord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

This is difficult, because I am a massive gaylord.
We went to the Eagle in Vauxhall after Wireless.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Ah. I see this being a little problemette regarding that female you wish to boff via Facecunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)