This means everything I need to get on with is shit.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Burn it all down Blousie
Dance around the flames!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Naked?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I'm a traditionalist

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Is there any other way to dance?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

As an expert on this subject
I can confirm that there ARE other ways to dance. "Clothed" is increasingly popular.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Ah.
This might explain why I have only ever been allowed to spend a very short time at discos or nightclubs before being forcefully ejected...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Obvious edit is obvious
e +acula

EDIT: Surely there must be a vampire porn film called Ejacula?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Why don't you google it at work and let us know?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

In my experience it's quicker to ask B3ta than to Google stuff
Especially when it comes to porn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

^ this
I want to go back to bed, or sit in the sunshine in the garden. Or both. I do not want to sit in a darkened room looking down a microscope or fill in job application forms.
(berk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)