Just sitting down by the riverside,
Spreading my arms to the open wide.
Now I am free and the world's at my feet.

I can close my eyes.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:49, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Jump in.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I already have.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Now stop swimming

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

It wouldn't make any difference, Its not very fast flowing or deep.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Have you been sniffing Tippex again?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Sitting by the riverside is a form of procrastination from the irritations of urban life, IMO.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

You're in for a treat when you discover masturbation

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Already have, but when you are in the country why not try something different.
(Ninja- No livestock fucking jokes plz)
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Well anticipated that man
You could always try capturing a small group of ants, then make them watch a few David Attenborough documentaries and send them on an expedition to see what horrors lurk in the dense underbrush of your eyebrows.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Sounds a plan.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Aw, you've ruined Ray Davies for ever for me now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Cave Duck!

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Sitting at my desk
Investigating a nonce
This one will cost sleep
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Language emotive.
You see some terrible things.
I don't envy you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Do not worry dear
This guy will be sent to jail
Crims don't like nonces.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

When he gets to jail
He will find himself paying.
His hole will be stretched.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Just one more coffee
Then scripting this afternoon
My work day is dull
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

the wheel in the sky keeps on turning
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
wheel in the sky keeps on turning
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)