oh noes!
Why the rage? Mega perv boss again?

I got told off today by one of my old dears for drinking Diet Coke. She also told me I should lose weight. I know she has a point, but still, it's always nice to hear it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tee Hee Eee*, your husband's same-year class-mates can be so fickle at that age, Tee Hee Eee.*
* I like going "Tee Hee Eee" instead of "lol ,)". lol. as in Lots Of Love. I ♥ u !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Yeah, I heart you too Gonz
Will you still love me though I'm a heiffer?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not too sure, I have pretty high standards these days, and fat people equate to ugly and unloveable.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

That descibes me : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Haha, gutted.
/ Totally not taking the bate for your fishing of compliments
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Don't then.
See if I care.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

This stance will eat at you 'till the end of the day when you'll eventually shoot bolt upright on your bed with a sweat on your browel and declare "That bastard, not a single compliment, I must give him a peace of my mind".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I really do appreciate compliments when they are meant
but if you have to ask for them, you might as well not get any. I'm used to no complimernts, so I'm neither surprised nor disappointed when they fail to appear.

/emo
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

*Sigh*, fine, ok, you win.
I'd totally 'do' you, like, seriously. All sorts of stuff really, let you sit on the washing machine while I put the spin-cycle on.... if you know what I mean ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Some people like fat birds, especially when you slap their arse and they go MOOOOOOOOOOO!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Aw lol I was wondering why I didn't have blokes lining the corner to see me

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Probably a chemical imbalance.

what a bitch.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)