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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Husband swap it is then!
Can I bring my guitars? They're better than kids in many ways.
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Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:36,
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15 years ago)
Oh, totally!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:37,
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What about sex? I need the ground rules laid down or I might get arrested again
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Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:38,
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I expect it least once a night
and two or three times at weekends.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:40,
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Obviously
But you need to promise you won't call the police on me, anal rape is cool these days, all the kids are doing it.
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Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:44,
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If you can get through the bear trap, you're on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:47,
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Unusual
Not many girls give their ringpiece a nickname.
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Peej, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:47,
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rectum dentata
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:48,
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that's the one.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:49,
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.... but only if he has a dodgy ticker and a good will in place.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:46,
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