Have I ever told you that one day I hope to make love to a women in a red tracky with a white strip going up on the arms?
My darling, my love, tell me those words I long to hear. Quail my gental beating heart and quench the thurst in my loins with one phrase *whispers* "yeah but no but yeah but no but year" */whispers*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

how on earth do you "quail" a heart?
cover it in feathers and persuade it to lay really small eggs?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)

I just thought up posh old words that might sound right.
We all know what I meant.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:38, Reply)

You want her to drop her trolleys so you can cough your filthy yoghurt up her?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

STOPPIT

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Haha, I'm only messin' 'cus I know you ain't interested.
How you doing?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

I'm sound our kid,
I might bash someone up in the pub tonight.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Fuck some shit up big time !
I'm doing alright, a few things suck, a few things rule.... usual really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)

AND TIDYUP

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)

and the big bad
ISAIDNO!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

MWARP

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)