You're too tall for a hobbit hole.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Well, to scale obviously
bud the same design, just with higher celings, got a picture some where.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Lots of wood and an open fire?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

yup
and under ground but with lots or windows and mice views.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)

mice tend to be quite
left-wing with their politics. They're electing a new Squeaker of the House next week, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Oh dear
I should totally ninja and make you look wimsical.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:31, Reply)

And a handmade patchwork quilt cover on the bed.
*likes doing patchwork*
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)

OK, there can be a quilt
if that's what it takes to entice you in. as a wise friend once said "give 'em and inch and they're usually quite happy with that"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

i hear Blousie needs more than an inch to be happy...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Width yes. Length no.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Reminds me of a Roy chubby Brown joke
Not usually a fan but this one stuck with me.

I have no luck with women because of the size of my cock. it's Three inches and most women can't take it that wide.

now I come to repeat it I suspect it's shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

It is shit.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)

fairy snuff
I shall never repeat it again.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Yay!

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)