I think we're all forgetting, FairSomething has 100 friends, that's One Hundred. Over that figure, maybe even 125 or 130.
You can not imagine how popular that makes him, he has so many friends that every few days he can use one of his other friends. Personally, I have about 10. Imagine that, he has 10 times as many friends as I do. Do you have as many friends as FairSomething ? I. Dont. THINK. Sooo. That is because he is very much more popular than you or I. I reckon Monty has about 20, but even that doesn't seem close to Over One Hundred.

You do not win more friends to add to the count by pointing out that Darth's Girlfriend has a bigger adam's apple than her tits, and that the best thing about fucking her is that you can turn her over on her front and it'll still be like fucking a 16 year old boy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

FF is Wormulus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:43, Reply)

TD said it was swipe last night

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Nope.
My track record is abysmal at this game but I’m certain. He was even on here chatting with Chompy about how he was thinking of creating a new character on Mumsnet or something. It ain’t Swipe – that I can guarantee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Well either way it's not a sixteeen year old kid so I feel vindicated
AND VALIDATED
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

There's no way it's swipe.
Totally not her style.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Monty, my right testicle hurts, it's like someone has jabbed a fountain pen in it.
It comes in waves, been getting it for a few days now, do you think it's my loins aching ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Grammsie has been jabbing you in the right nut with a fountain pen while you sleep.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Nah mate - it's AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Oh my, I sure do hope it isn't that, AIDs seems like a horrible thing to have.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)

If it is Wormulus, you'd think he'd have better things to do.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Like going on Mumsnet and pretending to be someone on there?
Or creating numerous B3ta profiles like Internet Lawyerman?

That sort of thing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Precisely!
Obviously stuck in his bedroom more often than he likes to let on.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:49, Reply)

The boy plays WoW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

He's the greatest dancer?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Good God!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Internet Lawyerman was fucking funny at the time.
If this is him, I'm going to be massively disappointed. He's always walked a very fine tightrope between entertaining and just plain sad but this one is right off the rope and into the safety net marked "self-delusionally pathetic"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Well it's clearly not a real child, so unless it's some unknown mental case it's a b3tan.
In which case who else is it likely to be?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Oh, I'm not saying you're wrong, chap
just saying I thought even he was a little better than this. Shame.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:55, Reply)

He plays WoW. He's not even better than Fred West.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:57, Reply)

say what you like about him
that man could lay a decent patio.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:59, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH patio END STRIKETHROUGH student lodger

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)

What length drop are your curtains?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Is this a serious question about edinburgh
or some terrifying euphamism I'm not aware of yet?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Well when I come to stay, until I get on my feet and find a permanent place,
I thought I'd make you some nice curtains to say thanks.
Something tasteful and authentic. Tartan?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:56, Reply)

A nice buckfast and haggis tartan works a treat.
about 3m, give or take.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I'll get onto it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)

What, Darth's fucking FreeFair?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:43, Reply)