If it helps at all, I would still totally do your misses. Like, whatever she wanted, she could sit on the tumble dryer while I get my spin-cycle on if she wants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's the second girl I've seen you make that offer to in two days, Gonz.
You're such a philanthropist. Have you considered working for a charity?
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I'm not sure what a Philanthropist is, isn't that what Russ From Friends was? Like, someone who studies dinosaurs?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

No, that's a paeleontologist.
I didn't mean philatelist either, that's stamps.

A philanthropist is someone who gives and gives and gives, Gonz.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

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Origin: mid 18th century: from Greek philanthrôpos, from philein 'to love' + anthrôpos 'human being'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm such a hero, in that respect.
I'm supprised more people don't worship the ground I walk on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I was just going to say that!
Gonz, you made that same offer to me!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's an open invitation, but to make you feel special, I mean it even more for you than anyone else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)

That hardly chimes with your comments about her in the last thread

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Chill out, I don't even know her, I haven't seen a picture of her in yonks and aside being blond, I can't remember what she looks like.
I think this is the case for everyone. If you keep on and on about how you're punching above your own weight, then as much as you think it's deprimental to you; it is to her too. Like she has no self-worth and will settle for just anyone. Plus this is b3ta, sure, you'll get some sympathy, but you'll get people taking the piss too. You're the one who has to see her every day or whatever, and you're the one who's happy with that, so it doesn't matter what anyone else says.

Thank you very much from me and the crew, a big thank you to the audiance and the wonderful people at home, and a big thank you to you. I'm Pauly Pops and this is all we have time for today, see you tomorow for more Pauly Pops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Damn it, my right testicle is hurting again.
I really wish it would stop doing that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)