I'm lucky not to know many people like that.
But there was one fella I met once who was a complete five-skin.

Every time I said I'd done something, he'd have to go one better. He was so bad, I had to run away from him, hide in the kitchen and do the washing up.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:37, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hate doing the washing up

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Sounds like a right Billy two-shits.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Yup.
I had him clocked in about thirty seconds, and he became dull very, very quickly.

When he started going on about 2012, Nibiru and the Annunaki (and got it all wrong) he transitioned from a dull braggart to a mis-informed nutjob.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

There was this guy who I knew who always claimed to be one-better than anything you've done, no matter what it is.
I reckon that guy was more annoying than your guy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Was it you?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

god i hate this thing
it makes me feel like drawing the apostrophe in with tippex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

www.explosm.net/comics/2414/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)