Ann Summers stuff is pure tat.
Get yourself some proper gear.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

agreed
but it's only going to get covered in- never mind, let's just say it wasn't worth going to wolford!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

No, no.
You have to continue this now, I'm almost at the station!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

no no that's not how it works
you have to ask me for a titgaz next.

anyone would think you didn't WANT to pander to me...!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Why would I do that?
I see enough tits on a daily basis walking through Wakefield.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

ah, wakefield. i'm sick of that name
i am dealing with a big property dispute over a big property up that way (in fact, the company does IT!). if i have to go up there, i won't be happy, i tell you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Could be worse
It could be Barnsley
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Would that be Fujitsu?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

nah, not that blue chip
sorry, can't say any more, don't want to do a kitty (sorry kitty!).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

That's ok, as long as it isn't mine.
But if you do come up here, best places to go drinking are Harry's Bar, Fernandez Brewery Tap and the Hop.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

If you come to wakefield
the best places to go drinking are Leeds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

In some cases.
The Angel is a fantastic pub. And bloody cheap too.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

the thought is very cheerful
the reality would be 5 grey-suited and grey-faced and grey-haired lawyers and me stuffed around a table arguing about rights of light.

urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

If it's ATOS
Then I can fully understand why. If it's the one round the back of the hospital (Pinderfields) then good luck with it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

*billandtedlols*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Nah, IT Crowd mate.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Station!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Behave will you.
Or I'll give Piston access to my account.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Bogus

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I was handed an Ann Summers catalogue the other week.
Looking through it, I was very excited to see that their underwear goes up to a J cup on some lines. NOt that I have any need to wear it, being married and boring and everything, but I'm glad they realise that some of us have ridiculous sized boobs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

to be fair
since they bought out knickerbox, they do have some pretty underwear as well as the really tacky stuff!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Yeah, but even places like La Senza only go up to an F.
It's very rare that I can find anything in Marks's either.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

rigby
and

peller
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Do you think I can afford to shop there?
I can barely manage ASDA!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

with my tits
i can't afford not to!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Translated:
"Remortgage your bedsit if you have to. Just don't ever go to *sniffs* povvo M&S for a bra."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

haha
She has a point though. If I could afford well-fitted bras, my boobs might not be at my waist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

They're not.
They're like Right Said Fred getting their heads together for a good idea.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

If it helps at all, I would still like to see you in your bra'n'knickers, even though you have cheap tatty draws.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

That should be their next ad campaign slogan

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Bravissimo.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Excellent place
but again, a bit pricey.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Have you seen their clothing shop, Pepperberry?
I seem to spend a disproportionate amount of time there. Not shopping you understand, I'm just a pervert.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Yeah, I have a really nice dress from there.
If I had lots of moneys, I would buy all my clothes from them. I wear a lot of dresses, and having disproportionately enormous tits means that I have to buy a size or two bigger in most things just to stand a chance of zipping them up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)