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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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that's got to be in about, what, the 90-95th centile for a teenage boy?or, in other words, "heifertown"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:31,
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15 years ago)
shame his father didn't do exactly thatabout 29 years ago
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:43,
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But then you wouldn't be here.*winks*
*taps nose*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:45,
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You're a lazy lardarse in a generation of slightly lazier lardarses.You must be so proud.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:34,
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His parents are so proud they painted another tyre white and put some plastic flowers in it.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35,
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No it isn'tBMI doesn't work in the same way for adults as for children. If you were 30 then, yes, your BMI would be about 25. For a kid, your height-to-weight puts you top-end overweight, because there's no way you've built adult muscle mass for your frame.
I mean, we could judge you as an adult, but of course then you'd be a nonce what with the 14 year old girls thing. So, a chunk or a nonce, your call.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:36,
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I'd rather be a chunk than a nonce, but what will 'FreeFair' choose...(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:37,
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Look, I don't fancy any 14 yeas olds nd tbh I don't actually plan on screwing anyone younger than me.I was just defending people that have.
So yeah, Adult please.
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HE'S DEFENDING PEOPLE WHO FUCK 14 YEAR OLDS(and he's totally a teenager and I really believe this creation exists, and its parents must be heartbroken)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:42,
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This is not the Conservative way.You should be looking forward to the time you can hire prostitutes dressed as school girls. With you wearing a nappy sitting in your own filth.
That is the Conservative way.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:44,
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You can't magically gain an adult build by announcing "Adult please", you fucking idiot.You're a flabby teenager. One of a horrible mass of flabby teenagers whose revolting laziness and gluttony will eventually cripple the health provision in this country. You're a fucking disgrace. Get off your flabby arse and do something. You disgust me.
Let's fuck.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:49,
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he's gone to find some more FACTS.You're going to be sorry now.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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No facts, but I should imagine whatever strain weight puts on the NHS will be cancelled out by the lower rates of smoking among the youngand also I don't plan on drinking , apart from perhaps the odd red wine with meals.
I know so many people for whom drink has utterly ruined their lives
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that's what you think we'd think you'd think proper conservative homeowners would doand not EX council house owners.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:59,
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I know more people for whom drinking and smoking has enhanced their lives.Smokers also pay a lot of tax, whereas fatties don't pay so much.
You should think these things through.
also, as an ex(ish) smoker and an ex(ish) fattie, I can boldly state that being a smoker is better than being fat, hands down, no question.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:59,
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