Reply to all above.
Chocolate fireguards have more use.

The weirdest is when I'm walking past a chair or something and she grabs me from behind, making me sit on her. I really need help with this!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what? You mean none of the above
helps?! shocking!

I think chcb's plan should sort it really
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I once got stuck in a hotel room because there was lube on the door handle.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)

How did this happen?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)

It was on my hand then my hand was on the door handle.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Do I want to ask the background on this?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

her cunning plan to smuggle a vase out of the hotel had hit a frustrating snag

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)

A coil?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Just laugh it off and tell her it's not appropriate.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)

It hasn't worked.
I'm like some kind of anti-nonce.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Ask your daughter to act disgusted

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I don't have a daughter.
And Mum just wished me luck. Wonderful.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Have a word with your friend if it's that bad.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Another word, you mean.
I just hope this all goes away.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)

As long as he's aware you're not happy about it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Both she.
Single parent family.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)

*how* underage?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

14.
She tried to hold my hand once. I freaked. A lot.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)

sounds like you are the victim of teenage hormones

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Oh bugger.
I'm going to have to make her listen to Don't Stand So Close To Me.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

it's time to get The Police involved

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

And then she'll make you listen to "Every breath you take".

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Maybe some Gary Glitter instead?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)