Leeds Festival, family weekend, general good life stuff.
Dreading? Not much, if I'm honest. Maybe hoping that my colleague won't be being dull at me again.

I really don't fucking care about plot holes in Minority Report or the apparent ananchronism of people having suitcases in the 2050s.

And no, it wasn't Piston talking about these things.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Surely "The Luggage" should worry about such things as suitcases

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

The Luggage worries not about these things.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

That's a serious case of vanity, right there.
Or something.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

The Luggage cares not for vanity.
The Luggage only cares for keeping clothes flat and smelling vaguely of lavender.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

And referring to himself in the third person.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

The Luggage only refers to themselves in the third non-gender specific person for the purposes of their own amusement.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Ahhh. Leeds Festival.
The festival for people who like early curfews and spending the night in a carpark full of cider-puking scallies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Nah, it's close to my house.
I can sleep in my own bed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Bargain.
You should piss on your sheets and play a tape of dickheads shouting hilarious catchphrases at one another all night. Just for the full experience.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You also need to throw aerosols onto your fire and steal your own duvet too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

And shit onto the seat of your toilet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

This^
Also, chock your bed up to a 25 degree angle for that authentic "camping on the side of a hill" feeling
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)