Looking forward to my daughter's birthday on Friday. And further afield, my bash.
Dreading: every time my phone goes it's someone hassling me for money. In fairness they've all been very polite but it's fucking grim.

Dreading each working day at the moment too - I'm chronically short-staffed. Unfortunately I do not mean by this that all my workers are midgets, as that would be magnificent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Monty Wonka

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Midget news
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2011/07/12/liverpool-house-at-centre-of-anti-social-behaviour-storm-closed-down-100252-29035184/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

If my car broke down round there I would just lock the doors and slit my throat.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I'd go on the look out for midgets.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I'd bang my head on the nearest window and pop in for a few rocks and a nosh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Hahahahahaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Kensington suddenly doesn't sound as nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Twice now my brother has taken me on a detour in his car to see 'The Winslow Dwarf'.
He reckons he's 'always' outside this pub there - except he never is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I can vouch for his existence
however rumour has it he has a friend now and so might be spending less time frequenting the ale house in question.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I thought Gimli
would have just used his axe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You do know Gimli is fictional, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I'm not sure that's true

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Not in your circle of friends at least.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You should consult the Council of Elrond on this

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

the Google+ Circle of Elrond, you mean?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1278093
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)