I was wondering the other day if whales or monkeys have periods.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:25, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've heard of monkeys with typewriters, but whales? Come on, Gonz ... be reasonable.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Baboon TISH

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I know it was a crap pun but I hoped you'd be gibbon me the benefit of the doubt.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Maybe you should practice on your family first, like your dad and Ma-then-you'll-be-Set (marmoset)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I'm gibbon you the benefit of the doubt here, but that last pun was a howler.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

For god's saki

(Oh man, kissing that must be what it's like to go down on Generic Female B3tan as you move your head in)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I've wondered this
about most animals, but surely if, for example, dogs had periods I'd have seen one....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Where's Jeff when you need him, eh?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Exactly, I would have thought I would have heard of it, but they're mammals too, which is the closest to what we are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

bitches menstruate when they are in season.
A hip hop guide to veterinary science, part one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

So are all dog owners just very good at cleaning up?
because, not that I pay attention to such things, but I've never seemn a dog bleeding from the cunt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

look harder.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Nah, I'll leave that to Jeff
Seriously though, why, in all the zoos and documentaries in the world have I never seen a single animal on the blob?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I once saw this stroppy cow, can't say if she was on the blob or not, but the staff at primark were glad to get rid of her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I think humans are one of the only creatures
who're ready to breed throughout the year

:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Yay!
More chances for getting lucky that way.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

throughout the year? have you read some of the posts on here? more like once a decade.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

capable of
is not the same as actually having the opportunity to be
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

imagine the lack of opportunity
combined with having to wait to be in season, it'd be even harder to get laid.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

this is a valid point
but then if you were in-season at a different time to other girls you'd be in more demand, rather than the over-flooded market it is now.

wait, I think I implied you were a girl, there. Oops
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

You wouldn't be the first or likely the last woman to do so.
I generally take it as a compliment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Show us yer tits, love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

*removes shirt*
*cups moobs and flutters eyelashes*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I think he's gone off for a wank now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 18:04, Reply)

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100519204533AACNETp
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Thank you
Informative as always.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)

*winks*

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

being human sucks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I don't know. *shrugs*
We have cake.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

that is true
I quite like that we have books, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

and cheese
cheese is awesome, as is chocolate. and I for one think that the ability to have sex more or less whenever we feel like it is worth the periods, but then I don't have to have them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Well now I'm not screaming in agony once a month, I would agree with you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Chemicals FTW
Period pains FTL
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Oh man, I'm never touching a fanny again !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Again?
/obvious
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Yeah', once on the way out was more than enough for me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)