He is literally the most pointless player I have ever seen.
When he played on the left at the end of last season though, to be fair, he was ace. But we have Duff and Dembele who play there normally and they're both miles better than him. If we get 600k for him we've robbed you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Doesn't every team have one of these players?
We had Bracewell (twice) and Thirlwell who were both called "crab" as they only went sideways
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I think it was Ray Wilkins who first coined the name

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Barry Ferguson, once of Rangers
was frequently known in my house as 'Spongebaz Squarepass' as that's all he ever did.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

If he can play left-BACK he's most welcome
Left-sided midfielder is the only area we have an embarrassment of riches in, however. I imagine he'll be a defensive midfielder, and is being bought because he played for Schteve at Middlesborough
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

fans give him stick because of the sideways passing
but he hardly ever gives the ball away by aimlessly hoofing it long. That's why managers like him.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

That sounds perfect for us, frankly
The last thing we need in front of our back four is someone who belts it upfield as if there are five Peter Crouches ahead of him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)

He is brilliant if you're 3-0 up.
But we are never 3-0 up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)

He caused exactly the same arguments at West Brom
to be honest we sold quite a lot of players to Fulham at huge mark-ups.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)

You should both bear in mind
that if Greening turns out to be shite, I am holding you both personally responsible. Ditto Nicky Shorey, if we get him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)

fuck off we're keeping Shorey
I believe we're getting rid of Marek Cech though
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

We got Greening for free.
Fun fact of the day there for you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Thoroughly indecent of you to turn a profit then innit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)