That way lies smugness, stupid beards, Justin Bieber hair and a tendancy to gurn like a twat when playing the guitar.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

did I mention that on my stag do I was given a pink I love Justin t-shirt and an I heart JB hoodie?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I think, lusty excluding, if there is any life on here that I wouldn't want to have for my own, it would be Montys.
It's not really that I think it's a terrible existance, that's irrelivent... it's that he does.

If there is anyone else's life on here who I _would_ want, aside Field Ping Pong Boy, it'll be yours.

But in general, I think I'll keep to my own life, I wouldn't want to inflict it on someone else... on here. If we're not including people on here, then I'll go with swapping out with Will Smith.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

If you swapped with Will Smith
you'd have to be friends with Tom Cruise and David Beckham, and put up with two insufferably precocious kids.

But there would be the whole 'hot wife' thing, though. And there may be wife-swap parties with Tom Cruise...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Yeah', and I'm not sure if I would have to become a scientologist.
It really annoyes me, scientology, because it makes me think of a relgiion based around science, when they're more based on what appears to be homeopathic principles.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I think they're more based on some compklete charlatan and his idea of making a name for himself. and lots of money, obviously.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I believe he is once quoted as saying something along the lines of
the best way to make money is to invent a religion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

It's more based around exploiting the weak willed for financial gain.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)