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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have amazing control over my tongue
Consequently I am very good at making the ladies orgasm. Unfortunately the control over it doesn't extend to me being able to shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I noticed that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Are you sure this wife swap is definitely off?
In other news, I may get round to your CD at some point soon.
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you're getting post soon

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)
oooooo!
*excites*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)
The moment she dumps me and takes the house and the kids leaving me homeless i'll be banging on your door don't worry

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Excellent.
Just give me enough notice to have a tidy round and get the old man out of teh house.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
put some arsenic in his fryup
that'll do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)
that implies I actually cook for him...

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)
smear it in the frying-pan

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)
if you put blue food colouring
in your house-mates frying pan, he won't notice until he gets blue bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

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