This is so unfair
I want to mock you for your poor performance, but at the same time be supportive of Amberl, you awful cunt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

When looked at in the light of attendance levels and amout of effort put in,
it actually reveals me to be some kind of super-genius.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

This is the same for me.
It's not a boast but I can't believe it. I had so much shit going on and never went to a 9am lecture and attended maybe 50% of tutorials.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I went to two lectures at my time at university

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

If you need to attend lectures to actually learn stuff you are basically fucked, I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I spent an average of about 9 hours a day
smoking hashish through a milk bottle, using Victorian curling tongs and a blowtorch. It's remarkable that I was even able to find my college.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

That and scoffing MDMA blotters that I used to get in Manchester in sheets of 50.
*shudders*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Yes, this is how I look at my academic career TBH
although with less MDs, more lying in bed watching TV and a slightly better result, most likely in a sillier subject though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Sillier than 'Classical Civilisation with South Asian Studies'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

English Lit and Philosophy
bit of a toss up
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I know you are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

LOL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Dear god Boyce
when you have to resort to LOLing at your own jokes you really have reached rock bottom, you North London ponce.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

My wit is so advanced that often people don't LOL until a fortnight after I crack my witticisms.
I was merely helping lesser people along by pointing out how LOLular my joke was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

If indeed they ever LOL at all.
It's all right Monty, you'll be fine, they have low standards on your side of the river.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I am shitter than you because I did Sociology and Philosophy.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Hence your wisdom and inner peace.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

and unemployability!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

At least you got an ology
I reckon sociology is more use then Eng. Lit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Well, neither of them are vocational, unless you want to teach.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Very much this ^
Although I have a good line in making Philosophy sound relevant to software testing in job interviews, I don't think anyone believes it but it's a nice talking point.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I have no excuses

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)