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Sorry swipe it's Beaker-TimeGot my results. Anyone else been disappointed and pissed off with justifiable cause recently?
Alt: Name me some good TV to fill my now unemployable hours
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:03,
258 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:04,
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Finals. I partially deserved it but not entirely(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:06,
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Nah it was the thesis wot did it(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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Quite probably hahaoh well it was just a nasty shock. Bit too much hope I think
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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truer than you know If I'd got an average mark on it, I'd have got a 2.i overall
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:45,
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That's a bit shit.Watch Wilfred. It makes you* want to get stoned.
*me
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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Waking up the morning has the same effect for me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:23,
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if I didn't have to workand I knew someone that could get it for me
and if I had a pipe
etc etc etc
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:25,
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I'll give some to my father for you**I won't give some to my father for you
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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Bad luck. What process is next then? Resubmission?Tv. Just watched the walking dead which was ok. Thoroughly enjoyed Luther recently and I heard that the wire is good but yet to check it out.
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The Wire is pretty good but nowhere near as good as it or indeed many people think it is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:24,
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If it takes up 60 hours of this farce called existence then fuck itI'm on board.
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By the same thinking, you should also develop a crystal meth habit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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Rotten luckHope it wasn't a total fail.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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I know people who got a Douglasand I still associate with them.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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Ahhh! I live and learnHowever I wouldn't associate with them. Dropouts at least had the decency to accept the fact they are abject failures
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Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:00,
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Could be worse lassit's a degree at the end of the day so it counts for something. I hope it doesn't wreck any future plans.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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This is so unfairI want to mock you for your poor performance, but at the same time be supportive of Amberl, you awful cunt.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:26,
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When looked at in the light of attendance levels and amout of effort put in, it actually reveals me to be some kind of super-genius.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:31,
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This is the same for me.It's not a boast but I can't believe it. I had so much shit going on and never went to a 9am lecture and attended maybe 50% of tutorials.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:32,
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I went to two lectures at my time at university(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:40,
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If you need to attend lectures to actually learn stuff you are basically fucked, I reckon.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:42,
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I spent an average of about 9 hours a daysmoking hashish through a milk bottle, using Victorian curling tongs and a blowtorch. It's remarkable that I was even able to find my college.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:33,
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That and scoffing MDMA blotters that I used to get in Manchester in sheets of 50.*shudders*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:34,
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Yes, this is how I look at my academic career TBHalthough with less MDs, more lying in bed watching TV and a slightly better result, most likely in a sillier subject though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:33,
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Sillier than 'Classical Civilisation with South Asian Studies'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:34,
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English Lit and Philosophybit of a toss up
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36,
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Dear god Boycewhen you have to resort to LOLing at your own jokes you really have reached rock bottom, you North London ponce.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:45,
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My wit is so advanced that often people don't LOL until a fortnight after I crack my witticisms.I was merely helping lesser people along by pointing out how LOLular my joke was.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:48,
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If indeed they ever LOL at all.It's all right Monty, you'll be fine, they have low standards on your side of the river.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:51,
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I am shitter than you because I did Sociology and Philosophy.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:41,
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At least you got an ologyI reckon sociology is more use then Eng. Lit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:46,
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Well, neither of them are vocational, unless you want to teach.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:46,
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Very much this ^Although I have a good line in making Philosophy sound relevant to software testing in job interviews, I don't think anyone believes it but it's a nice talking point.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:50,
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I have no excuses(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:27,
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yeah, but a 2:2 at OXFORD!dude, I am still totally impressed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:26,
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Hehehe.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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Sorry to hear that.Can you resit?
*edit* Obviously not, since you got a Desmond.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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All the bestest people get a Desmond.It shows we lived a little.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:17,
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Oh man, your fiancé must rub that right in your face.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:20,
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He pretends to think I'm intelligent.I did kick his arse in your dad's quiz.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:25,
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...or indeed we lived rather a fucking lot, in some cases...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:20,
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Actually by the time I got to university my really mental behaviour was already behind me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:27,
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I had to go to Uni to start misbehavingBut if I'd been five years older when acid house was kicking off I imagine things might have been different
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*nods*Things were very different indeed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36,
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Please admire my restraintin refusing to make an obvious joke about you commencing your studies shortly after the summer of love/the wild and crazy days of the Renaissance/the fall of Rome.
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OI!That wizened old twat is the same age as me, thank you very much, young man.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:42,
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Of course it is the same age - it's part of your body, isn't it?And don't feel too bad - lots of women have cosmetic surgery 'down there' these days, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Maybe you should consider it (I really think you should).
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:45,
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Haha!(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:22,
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I was thinking of Desmond Decker and getting confused.(
girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:32,
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I fucking love Desmond Dekker.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:41,
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I don't get it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:34,
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oooohhhhh, ok then. What's a 2.2 like in real-world terms? Is it like a C or something?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:47,
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'Desmond Tutu' - a two-two.It's LOLarious student slanguage, Gonz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36,
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This is a good viewI did live a lot
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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A Desmond is a very respectable resultIt kicks the shit out of most people, especially considering where you studied. What do you want to do next?
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That sucks. Not the actual grade; I got a 2:2 and feel perfectly justified in conytinuing to breathebut the fact that you were hoping for higher and didn't get it sucks nuts.
Ironically, I think it was my entirely shit dissertation that did for me too. Perhaps if I'd put in more than ten minutes' effort to researching it, and not made up quite so many quotes...
Alt: as a recent convert, I can thoroughly recommend the Battlestar Galactica experience.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:19,
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I would like to point out to youthat not only am I in rude health and peak physical condition, but I got a 2.1, too.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:24,
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I tried thatAmberl's taste in TV fluctuates wildly between genius and utterly mental
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we're the 2:2 kids(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:28,
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Oh my darling, I'm ever so sorry to hear that, can you appeal the result ? I saw on tell this bloke with maggots in his bum becaues he hasn't moved off his seat for 10 years, but he had a wife and seemed happy except for the maggots. So you, too, have a chance of being happy again.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:21,
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jesus h. gonzif I'd had breakfast I would've just thrown it up
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:24,
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There is hope for us all then.Except FreeFair, obviously.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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If that kid sticks it out here for another two yearsHe is going to be an absolute fucking nightmare when he gets his A level results.
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Yes - well, when I say 'recently' I mean 'all my adult life'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:22,
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SorryHow bad are they?
Yes, I have, but I've been told off already for too much baby talk.
Alt: Game of trones seems to be very good.
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I shall phone you next week hon and we can chat about babies all you like : )(
girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:25,
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That's not entirely true.The local drunk told me I should lay off the wine as I look pregnant!
(Also, you bullying cunt.)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:37,
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Did you tell him you're Aphrodite reincarnate and because of his ridiculous remark he will die alone covered in piss?(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:39,
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I know, I'm Zeus reincarnate. I know everything.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:46,
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Still very respectable, espesh from OxfordI failed Cicero. Lolol. I was disappointed. Especially when I didnt fail Plato and did even less work.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:27,
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Fucking dick. I hate him.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:32,
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My lowest mark apart from the thesis was on the Cicero gobbets paperthey penalised me 10% for missing two gobbets
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:37,
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Jedwards were on the ITV morning show today.Oh god, I hate them, I hate them so much. Their new song is fucking awful, annoying little attention seeking brats.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:32,
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I'm surprised. I'd have thought you'd have been right into them.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:35,
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Yeah', well, yeah', well..... yeah'.... well...... FUCK YOU..... that's what.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:40,
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Alt: I'm quite enjoying Sanctuary currently(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:35,
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I feel quite ashamed of the fact that I watched Torchwood and enjoyed it last night.Mainly because of Mekhi Phifer, who is hawt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:40,
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I'm going to try and watch that tonight, it looks good!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:50,
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On further analysis even more pissed3/7 were mid 2.i, 3/7 were borderline 2.1 and then my thesis dragged down the average by a stupendous amount
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:36,
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I had all 2:i results in my final year, but the fact that my 2nd year counted for 50% of the mark, and that was the year of insanity, well, i was screwed.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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I was the oppositeMy thesis pulled my exams up, goddamn Sartre exam meant I missed a 2:1 by a hair's breadth.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:04,
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Meh, you'll be fine.Might just take you bit longer to get your foot in certain doors, experience is the key, even if you got a first you'll still be making coffee for people who joined the company 10 years ago with only 2 gcse's as they'll keep telling you.
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Within three years of your graduating the only people who care a toss about what you did at University are your parents.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:40,
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Facts.My degree has been utterly useless for anything other than putting me in debt.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:40,
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True, althought I still get "oh you did psychology, you'll be good for this office, we're all mad" every so often. How very witty.
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I've developed a technique that if anyone brings it up I talk about the neuro biology for about 10 minutes until they realise it's a bad idea to talk to me about my degree ever again.
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Obvious (
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:12,
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Yeah I'm all right nowI just had a moment of 'ahhh this is fucking awful,' then I calmed down and realised that considering everything it's not bad
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:41,
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that is disappointing personally because you worked hard but professionally, it's oxford. you'll be absolutely and totally fine on the jobs front! x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:42,
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Care to elaborate slightly on that? In your world someone with a 2:ii from Oxford is more employable than someone with a first in the same degree from any other university? Because that is bollocks.
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Some people are still impressed with Oxbridge attendance,and in this bizarre world where everyone has 35 A****** mega super-plus platinum GCSEs/whatever - yet at the same time barely anyone can read or fucking write properly, I'll bet there are numerous instances where an employer pays more attention to an Oxbridge graduate than one from another, less reputable institution, simply because qualifications have been so devalued of late.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:55,
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I got a DesmondMainly because I never went to uni and got wasted a lot.
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Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:43,
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Anyone who cares to delve further that "I got my degree at Oxford" doesn't deserve to be your employer anyway.You've got at least a whole uni-year's worth of charm and a cracking rack, you'll go far.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:55,
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Yeah, I reckon most people who graduate at Brookes accidentally erase the word from their memory in the real world.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:00,
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My MD brags that his son went to OxfordHe leaves off the 'Brookes'. And the fact that he's a spoilt richkid turdcunt.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:06,
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Yeah I went to Oxford too.I went to some museums and out for a meal and then went home again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:08,
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I went to Oxford universityTo visit Amberl.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:09,
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I can neither confirm nor deny the crackingness of Amberl's tits(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:12,
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They might shrink nowthey were stuffed with achievement, and now I am disappointed, they may gently deflate
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:19,
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No, I was just saying I found no eczema cream in your place.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:19,
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Which, the MD or the son?I have two fists, I'll do 'em both.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:10,
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You are 'The Wanderer' AICMFP(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:13,
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I must've missed a memeI have no idea what you're banging on about.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:14,
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It's not a meme - it's the lyrics to 'The Wanderer' by Dion and the Belmonts (later also by Quo, very badly)'Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through life without a care
'Til I'm as happy as a clown
With my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere'
Oh never mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:16,
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The Wanderer sounds like a shit newbie b3tan name(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:18,
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Cancer and AIDSGet it right.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:15,
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If the right one don't get yathen the left one will
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:20,
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I'll have to invest in tighter white shirtsand some Slimfast
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:02,
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Psh, whatever.You got a degree at Oxford. Nice work :)
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:03,
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Cheersgot a gaz reply to you sitting in a tab as well.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:04,
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I just encountered a man named Jim BobHe was being genuine, and I was so shocked I only wrote down Jim, because surely there's not actually people named Jim Bob are there?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 13:58,
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I would imagine one's chances of encountering a 'Jim Bob' are magnified somewhatby being in Virginia as opposed to over here. I would go so far as to say apart from some spastic from a shit band whose name I cannot even recall from the 80s, I've never heard of a UK Jim Bob.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:02,
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Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:04,
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All too stoppable, as it turned out. Thank the Lord.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:05,
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They were no 'Sultans of Ping FC*', that's for sure.*perhaps the worst band of all time. I used to get stuck in the lifts at Tufnell Park tube station with their singer about three times a fucking week at one point. 'The Sultan', we called him. What a prick he was.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:07,
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I'm going to play the Oasis card one more timeAlthough I have no anecdote with which to substantiate my point.
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UnnecessaryIt's Oasis.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:16,
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Ping were worse. Their 'hit' was called 'Where's me jumper' and it's the most appalling display of Wakiness this side of The Toy Dolls' 'Nellie The Elephant' which is more belmtastic than a week spent flinging Hush Puppies into the English Channel with Joey, Ernie and Tom, Janet Ellis and Simon Groom.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:21,
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Sod It, I'm feeling masochisticI have that album, I used to quite like them, but then my taste in music does veer from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:23,
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So it's you!YOU'RE the person who bought their album. I always believed you to be a myth like the Sasquatch. Well I never.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:27,
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Yes, it's me.I also own a William Shatner album and no less than 2 by The Insane Clown Posse, probably other stuff too, but this is the worst that springs to mind.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:30,
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How do Magnets work? They're a fucking miracle! Look at a Giraffe! That's a miracel right there!(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Yes, they are retards, are they not?But I quite like some of their silly music when I'm in the right mood.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:35,
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That Shatner LP is great.That's the one with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds on it, right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:34,
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You're aaaallllll gonnnna diiiiee(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:35,
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Cheers CavyGlad I'm not alone in my awful taste
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:36,
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you'll appreciate thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=zC3Tu7zmcPs
it's terrible :)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:38,
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Oh dearOh dear dear me. I canot top that right now.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:40,
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You two are such a cute coupleYou need to argue over whose prefix is retained and whose discarded after the wedding.
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Fuck off FoxtrotI do not breed with the Welsh, even I have some standards.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:55,
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I don't know who to tell to fuck off first(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:56,
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NopeHas Been, rather more recent and probably thus less credible.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:35,
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Actually(and this will not surprise you even a teensy bit) I also own that album, purchased for me by my darling bro.
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Haven't heard itHowever I refuse to believe that any band who weren't taking themselves seriously could actually be considered worse than Oasis, who, almost unbelievably, were.
That said I can't make a direct comparison for reasons stated above - and if this lot really were worse than Oasis, I have no intention of looking them up.
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It's worth looking them up, just so you are then aware of how bad a band can be.Without hearing 'Jumper', you are in blissful ignorance.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:28,
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That's bloody awfulIt's not even funny in a "comedy record" kind of way.
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Now imagine being stuck in a lift with the insufferable wanker ALL THE TIME.It wasn't just me, either - my chum who lived nearby also had the same problem repeatedly. We came to the conclusion that he hung around the tube station in the folorn hope that one day he would find his errant jumper there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:32,
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I haven't thought about that fucking song in years.You bastard.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:29,
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I think the reason why I shan't botheris reasonably apparent in the phrase "blissful ignorance" and the popular phrase from which you have derived it.
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Interestingly, having read their wiki pageThey did a song Based on a Brian Clough quote about John Robertson, apparently this is to do with football and that team I think you like so you might care about this.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:29,
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For one insane moment I thought this was a reply to me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:33,
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No, for all your faults I do not think you like football(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:33,
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Bloody hell, well remembered, sirWas the quote in question the famous "we don't argue, we have a discussion and then we agree that I was right"?
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Nope.www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNQMo-Wq1_U
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:37,
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Hahaha*Disclaimer - the above was written as soon as I identified the name of the song and remembered the quote.
As I type, I am undergoing increasingly severe mental trauma caused by the progression of a staggeringly inept song.
Fuck this, I've heard enough. Monty... you may have had a point.
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They are a bit better on record that live, but only a bitYay! I have them on MP3, that's my afternoon listening sorted. Thanx Monters. Hugz!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:43,
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Go away you odious little turd.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:48,
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LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONEYou've pushed him back into the arms of the Sultans of Ping! That's like giving a recovering alcoholic beer! Which I also think you'd do.
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*sits at desk smiling quietly, humming along to Veronica and smiling happiley*Cheer Monts, I'd quite forgotten how awesome these guys were. I'll have to see if they ever released another album and buy it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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I knew a bloke who followed them around on tourAccompanied by a groupie known only as 'Flangey Ange'
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:08,
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*Googles* Carter USM.Christ they were poor.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:04,
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well duhbut I mean, even as I live in virginia, in a small town no less, I didn't actually think I'd meet one. I'm 28 ffs, you'd think I'd met one before now.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:08,
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Went to my AS induction lessons for Maths and Politics & Government.Maths was as hard I was expecting(I.e challenging but not impossible in the right mindset and with hard study), P&G is a piece of cake as I already know the whole specification (no lie). I'm pissed off it isn't harder.
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I reckon you should start a new thread.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:29,
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Pol-Gov is clearly a made up AS level for pretentious twats like you(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Pol-Gov is an important subject to study don't you think?Even if you're not going to do it you'd want that option for A-Levelers?
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In true wanky awful namedrop style,my brother and I had a lift from them in their van when they played in Kingsworthy Village Hall (a couple of years before they had a record deal). We had to distract the staff in Peter Dominic so they could shoplift some booze (because they were WELL HARD TRAVELLERS) - they got about four cans between them, the hopeless benders.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:41,
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Even I find this anecdote hideously dull.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:43,
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Your anecdote finds you hideously dull.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:44,
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I might still have a cassette of that gig if you're interested.They were better then than when they were trying to sell records.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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The missus would probably appreciate that.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:52,
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I'm not shocked he hates themany more than he's going to be shocked by my liking them.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:46,
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I like them also.Better live than on CD.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:47,
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This is not surprising.You are clearly a man of refinement ans taste, unlike that oik Boyce.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:48,
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Indeed.He does have nice teeth, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:54,
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yeah, well they all doon his side of the Thames.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:56,
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one of the few bands I've seen in Swansealots of fun and the exact crowd I expected (ie, slightly hippy indie kids who used to go to The Zone)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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I say kidsI mean people my age (about 27 at the time)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:51,
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I don't suppose you've ever come across Lady Winwoods Maggot?They are rather good, but I think they are local to the south coast.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:52,
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INNUENDO OVERLOAD!...no?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:54,
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Sadly all the stuff on youtube is live so the sound's a bit crapwww.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHcwjX5UHs&playnext=1&list=PLF6CA63227161DF9D
They are way better than this in person. Their cover of Wearing Purple was what got me into Gogol Bordello.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:00,
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No, the band.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:44,
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Ay up DG!How's tricks?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:44,
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Not bad, ta.Still enjoying my period of not working. I'm sure it'll get dull soon enough, though. I am currently thinking about going to buy some new fish for the aquarium.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:46,
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Good stuff.You keeping your eyes peeled for future employment?
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:48,
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Not at the moment.It is my intention to have a few weeks off (not even signing on yet). I'll start looking after about a month, though, but I have to be a choosy about applying for posts with certain organisations within 6 months as I may have to pay some of my redundancy back.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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Really? I didn't know that.Seems a bit harsh, surely you've earned that redundancy?
Enjoy the time off though.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:52,
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It's if you are employed by an employerwho operates under the principal civil service pension scheme. Bit of a bugger really.
I may sign up with an Agency initially to avoid this potential embuggerance.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:53,
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Ah, ok. That's a massive cunt though.I found my current jobby-job through an agency and it was all nice and quick.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:55,
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If I happen to be placed with a PCSPS employer via an Agencythen they can't touch the money. An ex colleague did this, and it worked out fine for her, plus she was made permanent after ten months. Bingo.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:01,
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As a staunch royalist I disapprove thoroughly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:45,
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That's what your mother screamed as I ruptured her shitpipe with my engorged penis last night.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:35,
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This is the best "your mum" comment I've come across in quite some time.(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
And I've come across your mum(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:36,
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Let's face it BKif you were to throw a rock in central london, you would need a very good aim to hit someone who hadn't.
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Even dropping it on your own foot wouldn't count(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:43,
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I clicked it hard.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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You were expecting Politics to be hard?How hard is it to turn up at work, have a bit of a snooze and get the public to pay for cleaning out your duck pond?
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:46,
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That's so two years ago, Kroney.Everyone's hating them for being in the pocket of mass media now.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:48,
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Oh right, sorry, sorry.i'd forgotten we'd changed governments, what with the parties basically being the same now.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:50,
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Easy mistake to make.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:58,
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