Yeah, I reckon most people who graduate at Brookes accidentally erase the word from their memory in the real world.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My MD brags that his son went to Oxford
He leaves off the 'Brookes'. And the fact that he's a spoilt richkid turdcunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Yeah I went to Oxford too.
I went to some museums and out for a meal and then went home again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I went to Oxford university
To visit Amberl.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Did you see her tits?
She has a cracking pair apparently.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I can neither confirm nor deny the crackingness of Amberl's tits

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I conceal them well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Such a tragedy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

They might shrink now
they were stuffed with achievement, and now I am disappointed, they may gently deflate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

No, I was just saying I found no eczema cream in your place.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

You should punch him in the cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Which, the MD or the son?
I have two fists, I'll do 'em both.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

You are 'The Wanderer' AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I must've missed a meme
I have no idea what you're banging on about.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

It's not a meme - it's the lyrics to 'The Wanderer' by Dion and the Belmonts (later also by Quo, very badly)
'Oh well I roam from town to town
I go through life without a care
'Til I'm as happy as a clown
With my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere'

Oh never mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

The Wanderer sounds like a shit newbie b3tan name

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

He's got one fist of Iron and the other of Steel.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Cancer and AIDS
Get it right.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

If the right one don't get ya
then the left one will
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)