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Yeah, but he's gone out now, we can Party.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:19,
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15 years ago)
*smashes up the joint*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:20,
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*Raids drinks cabinet*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:21,
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*pisses in pond*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:22,
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I am SO telling on you.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:23,
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yeah yeah yeah
drink this...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:24,
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*wobbles*
what is it?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:26,
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it's just like pop...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:26,
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are you being purposely anachronistic
or do people other than my grandparents still refer to pop?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:28,
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i still call it pop
it's what us kids call it nowadays, old man
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:28,
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Shut up junior or I'll show everyone pics of your WOW avatar
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29,
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*kicks ankles*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34,
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You asked for it.
That's you that is
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:40,
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straight out of your porn folder, I see
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:41,
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I am not the sheep fucker around here
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:42,
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you just happen to be the one with
a hard drive full of ovine oral and lamb-licking
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:44,
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It's for research purposes
I'm writing a book.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:44,
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yeah, your autobiography:
"Quixote: a life inside sheep "
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:47,
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Nah, I'm strictly a cow man these days
It's the only animal that can fit it all in.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:48,
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is a cow/bull bukkake party
called a Beef Jerky?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:52,
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I started calling it fizzy pop about 6 years ago as a joke and then I kept on calling it that by accident.
I also reguarly go to the tuck shop.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:31,
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If you do I'll tell mum you were snogging FreeFare.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:26,
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I saw it
he had his hand up her skirt and EVERYTHING
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:28,
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I hate you both. She'll never believe you anyway.
*sweats*
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29,
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They were kissing
With tongues!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29,
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eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29,
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it was well gross
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:30,
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she could get pregnant doing that, I reckon
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:31,
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she probably is as well
slag
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:32,
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Reading between the lines you seem to be grooming a sixteen year old child from the internet
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29,
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Haha, like FreeFair is going to get laid any time before he's 18 and can buy booze for the 14 year old girls at school.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:30,
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or even then
14 year old girls can be quite choosy, as I know to my cost.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:31,
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"Don't be stupid, if I had aids, do you think I would really be going around shagging girls? Besides, your stomach acid kills it off and I'll finish off in your mouth."
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:32,
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Ah, I see you know all the lines sir.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34,
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oh 90Nz
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34,
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I heard him singing to himself "My little poooo-ney, skinny and boney", I can't remember what the rest goes like.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:33,
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Oh lol
my little pony
Version 1:
My Little Pony
Skinny and bony
Made out of plastic
Looks like a spastic.
Version 2:
My little pony
Skinny and bony
Made out of rubber
And looks like a scrubber.
Version 3:
My little pony
Skinny and bony
Put it in bed, and pull off it's head
My little pony is dead.
Version 4:
My little pony
Skinny and bony
Sitting on the grass
Picking its arse.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34,
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lives in a stable
something about mable
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34,
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