Hometime!
Apparently it's now the weekend. Discuss.

Alt: whay do people give such a massive shit about film and music? If you like something, you like it. What's with the need to make everybody admit that pop is shit and Nicholas Cage is a talentless bellend? Which he is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:26, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

People need validation.
What are you up to tonight bath?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Are you suggesting I smell?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Yes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

What he said

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

+ only with the accompanying sound of a pile of freshly cooked ribs being devoured and the bones discarded into a huge pile

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

As opposed to sneaky biscuits eh fatty?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

It's probably wrong
that after the massive piece of chocolate cake I just ate, 'ribs' still made me feel a tiny bit hungry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Oh, you can fuck right off, mate.
Or I'll smack you right on your tattoo.

In other news, I have films to watch, but will probably waste the evening away on here. You know, for a change.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

what films?
so we can discuss how shit they are.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I have
Watchmen, 1408, The Women, and Harry Potter 6.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

What are the middle two?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

1408 is a Stephen King thing starring John Cusack
and The Women is a 2000s remake of a great 1940s film about some women. It's sort of sex in the city without the slags.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I'd stick with the other two, I reckon

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I've seen 1408
It's pretty good as I recall
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)

It has Samuel L Jackson in it!
Samuel L fucking Jackson!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)

I think that Harry Potter film was the one where I decided they'd gone a bit poo

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Watchmen is awesome, if a bit long.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I jest. What choo watching?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

See above.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:00, Reply)

because we love being in a tribe
and being in a tribe means hating the people not in our tribe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

FUCK OFF WELSHY!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Don't you pick on us Celts!
Racist!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I'm not one of you!
I have my own tribe.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Well, excuse me for standing up for you.
Sheepshagging tart.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I will forgive you
stingey, ginger-pubed haggis fucker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

She's more welsh than you're geordy.
You're like 5 generations removed newcastellian. I've meet you at least 10 times now and not _once_ have I seen you in a miniskirt in the snow.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

this is like being defended and yet not

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I didn't think before, but I'm implying here that I have seen you in a miniskirt in the snow.
For the record, I haven't.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Fuck off Bruce Parry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

So, if OT was a tribe, what would be its mission statement?
*inserts vaguely furious yet flaccid generalisations*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I'd try and help
but I got fixated on the word 'flaccid'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Flaccid is the new hard.
Guards against pregnancies and cervical erosion
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Fatties unite!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Hey, Cavy, you'll be able to answer this for me.
What exactly is the difference between rugby union and rugby league?

I ask because I know you people love it.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Rugby union has more rules
involving putting the balls up people's arses
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I think it's something about braying, horse-toothed Ruperts drinking pints of each other's piss
and whipping each other's arses with wet towels in a NON-GAY, IRONOLOLIC WAY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

I'm still in my dressing gown and knickers, I moved off the couch before to go toilet, but aside from that, I've done NOTHING today, absoulty nothing.
Take make up for it I'm going to get a cab to a thai resturant, get a take away from there, get a cab back, return to underwear-and-dressing-gown mode and I'll watch a film.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

and I thought
I'd done very little today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

That sounds like a plan.
If you keep the dressing gown and pants combo for the taxi ride, you might get it free.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Quiet one tonight. Popping in to kiss my daughter on my way home and then back there 9-12 tomorrow.
Then all hell will break loose as I meet Stunned poster, we go for a Tayyabs and then IT ALL KICKS OFF.

Possible art exhibition or museum on Sunday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I've drank the past two nights so I will not partake in beverage tonight.
It's doing my head in, I'm all...emotional. Bleh.

alt: because when you don't like something it's hard to understand why anyone else would like it
SUCH AS THE SMASH HIT GROUP N-DUBZ, which own my heart
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

You poor thing.
You flying the Japanese flag?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I don't know what this means so I'm just going to say I'm listening to Shiny Toy Guns and having a peanut butter and banana shake

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I think he's implying
that you're surfing the crimson wave. Either that or you've taken part in some hardcore anal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)

or both

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

yeah, I only just realised he's probably talking about my period
not sure who he thinks he is
even I don't talk about it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)

The most uncomfortable I've ever felt
was having to sit through the launch of some magazine with a poet declaiming poetry about periods
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)

I just don't see the point in talking about bodily functions.
It's gross. There's a fuck ton of other shit to talk about.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)

The weekend's for gaylords, I'm just gonna power on through into next week and beyond

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:04, Reply)

hardcore

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:04, Reply)

you know the score

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Pop IS shit
I quite liked Nic Cage in Face Off. Mind you, he is a close personal friend* so I'd say that.


*once walked past him** on the paseo in Marbella

**well, it looked like him anyway
( broadsword, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I'm not saying this is true but I heard Broadsword likes to mingle with the celebrities in Marbella, and that once he recommended a particular design of panty to Eva Longoria and she bought them

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:09, Reply)

One with a hole in the gusset phooaarrrr

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I can neither confirm nor deny this rumour

( broadsword, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Music and film
Can sometimes cut to the very core of who we are as people, society and as a species. It doesn't surprise me that it can be a very emotive issue.

And Nicholas Cage usually is a talentless shit, but he was actually pretty good in Kickass I thought.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

EVERYONE has a favourite Nic Cage film
I suggest that maybe he's alright, and people are just harsh. WON'T THEY THINK OF HIS FEELINGS.
( broadsword, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Fuck knows.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

it's probably jealousy is all

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Maybe.
But then again, no chance!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)

*falls to my knees with two flairs in my arms pointing to the sky as fighter jets blow me up*
Rock is awesome, and I love face off
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:20, Reply)

I like Con Air
it's utterly ludicrous with some top actors who seem to be in it just for a giggle.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:24, Reply)

See?
EVERYONE has a favourite Nic Cage film
( broadsword, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Nicolas Cage is amazing.
Amazing in that I don't know anyone that doesn't really like him but at the same time they can't name five good films he's done.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Face off, rock, con air, kick ass, and.... Errrrm....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)

World Trade Centre

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Oh yeah, isn't there one where he is a depressed dad?
Was Love Actually the first film to refuge range the 911 attacks? Remember when they had to region Spiderman because of all the reffererances?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:27, Reply)

He was all right in The Weatherman

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Leaving Las Vegas?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

GONE IN 60 SECONDS!!!!!!
I struggled to thing of a movie I like with him in , and this is one that I like
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)

what was that one where he can see 2 minutes into the future?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)

*The Man Who Trips Up A Lot'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)

hahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)

"Next"
I really enjoyed it, but I know it has been slated.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)

yeah, that was soooooo unrealistic
like he'd ever be able to get with jessica beale
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)

I'll grant you, he's a better actor than John Travolta.
but that's not hard.

And Nicholas Cage is shit. Although I will give him massive kudos for not using the family name to get ahead.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)

My family very kindly had a celebration for me
even though I'm a bit shit. My weekend remains the same, rebooting C.V. and job searching
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Make sure your CV says
Graduated from Oxford, Motherfuckers!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I think it's best not to rip the piss out of other peoples tastes in a questioning manner if they aren't trying to inflict their choices on others.
Someone Likes N-Dubz, I don't, End of.
Someone Likes N-Dubz, tries to commandeer a stereo that's mine, Fuck off.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)

FUCK YOU HIPPY

( broadsword, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)

No, fuck me libertarian!
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

You're probably a bit young for him
but I guess you wouldn't know about that scruple
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Depends on your attidude to age gaps.
I wouldn't go over a year either way.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)

listen twiglet
it's likely if you and I were the last two people that were able to control the music, I guarantee you'll end up in a small dark room with N-Dubz playing endlessly
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)

I would sooner tell you to leave the property.

(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I'd thump you before you had a chance.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Oh right yeah, sorry.
I'll certainly take a brutalizing from you.
You have your life, liberty and property, I have mine.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I'm just saying, if it comes down to never being able to listen to N-Dubz again, I'd probably thump you to increase my chances to be able to listen to them

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)

If you two kids don't stop fighting in the back seat I'm going to turn this internet around and NOBODY gets porn
Right, I'm off out to see if I can find a curry. Toodles!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Bring back some porn!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

awwww, internet dad
you're mean
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Yeah, but he's gone out now, we can Party.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)

*smashes up the joint*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)

*Raids drinks cabinet*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)

*pisses in pond*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I am SO telling on you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)

yeah yeah yeah
drink this...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)

*wobbles*
what is it?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

it's just like pop...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

are you being purposely anachronistic
or do people other than my grandparents still refer to pop?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

i still call it pop
it's what us kids call it nowadays, old man
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Shut up junior or I'll show everyone pics of your WOW avatar

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

*kicks ankles*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)

You asked for it.
That's you that is
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)

straight out of your porn folder, I see

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I am not the sheep fucker around here

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)

you just happen to be the one with
a hard drive full of ovine oral and lamb-licking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

It's for research purposes
I'm writing a book.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

yeah, your autobiography:
"Quixote: a life inside sheep "
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Nah, I'm strictly a cow man these days
It's the only animal that can fit it all in.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)

is a cow/bull bukkake party
called a Beef Jerky?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I started calling it fizzy pop about 6 years ago as a joke and then I kept on calling it that by accident.
I also reguarly go to the tuck shop.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)

If you do I'll tell mum you were snogging FreeFare.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I saw it
he had his hand up her skirt and EVERYTHING
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I hate you both. She'll never believe you anyway.
*sweats*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

They were kissing
With tongues!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

it was well gross

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)

she could get pregnant doing that, I reckon

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)

she probably is as well
slag
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Reading between the lines you seem to be grooming a sixteen year old child from the internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Haha, like FreeFair is going to get laid any time before he's 18 and can buy booze for the 14 year old girls at school.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)

or even then
14 year old girls can be quite choosy, as I know to my cost.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)

"Don't be stupid, if I had aids, do you think I would really be going around shagging girls? Besides, your stomach acid kills it off and I'll finish off in your mouth."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Ah, I see you know all the lines sir.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)

oh 90Nz

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I heard him singing to himself "My little poooo-ney, skinny and boney", I can't remember what the rest goes like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Oh lol
my little pony
Version 1:
My Little Pony
Skinny and bony
Made out of plastic
Looks like a spastic.
Version 2:
My little pony
Skinny and bony
Made out of rubber
And looks like a scrubber.
Version 3:
My little pony
Skinny and bony
Put it in bed, and pull off it's head
My little pony is dead.
Version 4:
My little pony
Skinny and bony
Sitting on the grass
Picking its arse.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)

lives in a stable
something about mable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I'm back from the Thai place, I got
- Tempora Veg
- Curried scallops and lychee
- Coconut Rice
- Sweet'n'sour crispy pork.

And an edward nortan film that begins with 's' and I can't remember the name but it's in my jacket pocket.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Thai food tastes likes someone's poured perfume over Chinese food.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I've only had it once.
Vietnamese is where it's at.
Summer rolls are amaaaaaaaaaaazing
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)

there's one of those not far from us
every conceivable form of rib there is delicious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I've only had the rice vermicelli
and omg it's tasty
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I'm seriously looking forward to trying westernised viatnamese food, there is a place Monty is gonna take me.
I'd also like to try korrean street food. There is a show I've been watching this week about an viatnese bloke with a semi australian accent who goes around viatnam making all sorts of delicious stuff... BUT, but, one thing he did which make me "=\" was to cut up a snake and eat it's still-beating heart, rather than humanly killing it first. AND THEN, and then, he got this squid and started cutting it up without killing it first =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)

oh eurgh :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Fuck the lot of you
All these replies and not one person mentions Wild At Heart which is not only the best Nicolas Cage film but is one of the best films of all time. Fact.
( Peej, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)