Just nick one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You utter Parisian.
This is not VeLib yaknow!
(888777555, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

You have to sign up via Oyster, I believe.
EDIT - having typed 'Boris bike' in to google like a normal human being, the first link, Barclays cycle hire scheme, is what you need. Since you are clearly chronically enfeebled I shall deposit it here:

https://web.barclayscyclehire.tfl.gov.uk/member
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

The page I was looking at said I need an access key to put into the docking station which costs £3.
Who knows. I certainly don't.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

key shit

+space
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

That's what it says, yes
it's so that they can trace who uses them and charge accordingly, or fine if you don't bring it back.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Barry'll be one of those knobbers cycling around with no helmet or vis jacket and listening to his stolen ipod
Certainly worthy of a smirk when he gets run over by a six wheeler
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Please don't tell me you wear a hi-vis jacket whilst on a bike.
Please.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I drive and will never be found povving it up on the tube or bus or bike Baz
However there's enough drivers who pay little enough attention to warrant wearing hi-vis items of clothing, what with the nhs having to staple you back together if you get run over by a car or lorry, and that's if your lucky.
I'm all nice today Barry - read on www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Cycling/DG_10026401
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Oh, I always thought the oyseter card itself did that... not that I've used one before, I can't ride a bike.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Alright berk, are you gonna help freefair to bin his V plates?
Comrade Quixote is trying to bust up his brown plates, but I think he'd prefer your gentle touch
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I'd break him
and besides, he sounds like the type who cries after sex, and I've already had one of those thankyou, I have no wish to have another.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Oh dear, he'll be trapped until he's in his fifties, a chubby virgin smelling of gone off milk :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

And when it's in it's fifties?
It's trapped forever with DEATH stamped behind it's eyes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

OMG THAT IS SO UNFAIR, I WAS IN THE QUEUE WAY BEFORE HIM !!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I don't fancy the £300 fine.
I have an elaborate plan. I'm getting off the train at Waterloo East, cos there's no barriers, cycling to Denmark Street to pick up, then cycling to Curtain Road in Shoreditch. I will 100% get lost. All to save buying a travel card.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

You can just buy an oyster, you realise
it's £2 for the card and a minimum £5 topup, and not only will you only get charged for the travel you use rather than £6.40 or whatever it is for a travelcard, you can use it the next time you're in London.
Also, won't it cost something similar to hire the bike? And won't you be fucked if there are people checking tickets at Waterloo?
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

How was your birthday night out last night berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

It was really nice actually
I got a bit squiffy but not ridiculous, the meal was lovely, and I managed to walk in my heels (although my feet hurt today) and I wasn't hungover this morning.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)

I've worked out it should cost me a quid. I think you can just bowl upto a docking station and put your card in actually.
And there's never people at Waterloo East.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Christ, you must be a well hot date, "But babes, I could save a fiver by us walking 5 miles ! That's five pound more I've got to buy you most of a single drink at shorditch prices"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I'd still do the same if it was the same price.
The bike is a bit of fun and an adventure, no?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Yeah', I guess so.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)