and masturbate

( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh yeah, I do both of those things too obviously.

(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)

note to self:
never borrow a chocolate covered book with sticky pages from berk.
( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Reading and wanking simultaneously is actually quite difficult.
And I certainly couldn't eat chocolate at the same time as well.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Jilly Cooper disagrees

( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

If I were lesbianly inclined
I could stick a bar of dairy milk up my girlfriends foof, go 69 and balance one of Dicken's finer works on her arse. All bases covered there, sort of.

But I'm not.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)

You've got great expectations.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

There is literally not a single Dickens I can pun back with.

(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

berk was out of puns
it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)

...
oh, good grief.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Bleak
house
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)

"oh yeah you like that don't you?"
*groan*
"how about when I make little circles?"
*louder groan*
"you're nearly there aren't you? shall I pinch your nipples or twist them?"
"TWIST! OLIVER TWIST!"
( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Hard times.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Wouldn't have worked as my comeback though, really.

(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)