Who?
pictures please.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Second on the left.
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/16/article-2014664-0D06046200000578-296_468x586.jpg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

you're welcome to her
too many teeth.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

She is someone I'd shag but wouldn't go out with.
I'm out of her league, init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Good point
I suppose I wouldn't totally turn her down if she asked nicely and I had nothing better to do, but if she does I'll send her your way mate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

oh, you're such a lad, barry

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

lad +fat sweaty virgin
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Nahh not Barry, his dad's Wolf from Gladiators or something like that
Birds go weak at the knees once he works that into the conversation
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Certainly makes me moist
How's life treating you Rory?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Busy ain't I, finish work in 20 mins, and then it's all rock and roll

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

what in god's name do you do that involves working at this time on a Sunday?
everyone else probably knows, but humour me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

professional board troller

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I thought that was a hobby
you mean you can get paid for it? where do I sign up?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)

CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

OK Rory
I believe you, thousands wouldn't
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)

S'troo AS GOD IS MY WITNESS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)

are you that dude off of that apprentice thing people go on about, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

OK then.
Don't work too hard, and lock up when you're done. Should probably be more cunty but I'm heading for bed, I've had a hard weekend not being a captain of fucking anything and enjoying it immensely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)