Yup
the softies are in the north and the deprived stabby part is in the south, so we get the benefit of looking down on the North Londonders for being soft and the northerners for being grim, and generally we are just the best, because we have access to all the cosmopolitan culture and shit in London, wile remaining well 'ard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you're still a southerner
being 'the slightly less wussy wuss in a bunch of wusses' isn't that great an achievement.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Being a Croydon Faglord is nothing to shout about

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Fuck off Croydon
Croydon is so far out it's practically countryside.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Congratulations on living somewhere shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Why thanks you
shit = cheap so I'm happy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

You live in wales
The worst you risk on a daily basis is being nibbled by a sheep or rained on. I live in New Cross, a brief look at the crime statistics will tell you who is harder. How many times have you had the police knocking on your door at 3AM?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

New Cross? Pah!
Be lucky if you don't get your back doors kicked in at 3AM.

Lewisham is where the big dogs run.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

This is a point actually
Even I do not like visiting Lewisham, hive of scum and villainy etc.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Villainy says "Afternoon".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

You poor fucker
and the rent is even a bit higher over there if memory serves, I don't know why anyone lives there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

For the drugs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)

This makes sense.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)

it's been a while since I got
my back doors kicked in at 3am
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

twice
then once at 8am. It was a rough night.

I don't think you stealing humous money off of the kids outside Waitrose counts as a real crimewave
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

New Cross is a real shit hole.
It has a Sainsburys. Imagine that?!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

if it had any other shops that weren't convenience shops
it would be like a real place.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I noes!
It has the obligatory 58 chicken places though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

my brother claims that the way to find out how rough a place is is by counting chicken places
more chicken places=rougher
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

He's an observant fellow, your brother.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

and shockingly racist

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)