There was a knobhead in my halls with hugely stretched ears last year.
A group of lads had a bet to see who could hang a padlock through one of the holes first. I never found out if they managed it, I sincerely hope they did.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what would be really cool with that
is if they managed it, and locked the padlock, and refused to give him the key.
It may be considered as abuse, but I would find it very funny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

If they did that to me
I'd purchase a suitably large padlock to fit around their neck, but that's too small to fit over their neck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Oh, come on. I thought it was funny.
I wouldn't do it though, especially not to big scary blokes with mohicans.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Mine's just as funny.
And wise move. Don't do it to nice blokes with mohicans either ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I have it on good authority that you're really nice
and very funny. Therefore I would never be anything but pleasant to you : )
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I know of very few b3tans I would consider having 'good authority'
But whoever they are I thank them!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

There was one lad I remember who just looked a complete cunt
He had shitty tattoos, massively stretched ears (looked like an inch) and was wearing slip on shoes. Pretty much the type of knobhead who'd be doing jump kicks in the pit. Cunts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)