Guess who's in Brighton? I'M IN BRIGHTON !
I saw the sea and a burnt out pear and aside from that it's basicly Oxford Street in London. But they have dinosaurse in their shopping centre, DINOSOURSE I TELL YOU, fake, ovbously, but really good.

Lunch today was a disapointing rice salad with ham from Jamie Oliver's place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:13, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I always thought you hated jamie oliver

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

No, I'm one of the only people here who really likes him =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

when's your cooking class?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Tomorow at 8 in the evening =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
what will you wear?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I normally dress quite sharp when I go out, so just my normal smartly-dressed sharp clothes.
And when I come back, I'll be all like BO-YAH', PASTA BITCHES.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

yay
sorry to piss on your parade, but there's a dinosaur in the swansea ASDA
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

They have to have a dinosaur at the opposite end of the country as well
Otherwise the whole island might overbalance and tip into the sea...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

*checks science*
Yup! totally checks out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Is it a costal thing?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Oh Gonz, check out the new pedestrianised area around the Dome
There is a pub called the Mash Tun if you want to ask for directions.

It's all been recently done up round there and it's quite nice.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I saw this shop called The Free Shop, where anyone could make a sign and put it up, like, in protest or something.
They had loads of stuff about goverment cuts and pensions and all that, but I don't have dreadlocks or a german army jacket or reek of piss, so I don't think they'd let me in. I almost want to take a wad of £250 in £5 notes, and use it as kindling to burn their hippy-hole.

Instead I'm going to pretend to be all cosmopoliton and take photos in black and white and then set up an exhebition in one of the gallaries in Soho, selling the prints for £25 for a 6x4, and donate all the money to Shell.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

There is a kite shop in the North Laines
and there is also the Guitar and Amp Centre, which is amazing if you like guitars.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

oh and a really cool music shop
with loads of bongos and wooden flutes and things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

0o0o0oh, I went to a music shop, my uncle plays pretty much every instruiment (or at least, every type) you can imagine.
I don't know if it was the same one but they had a yukeraily which looked very rock'n'roll in a V shape.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Does anyone know if it's iligal if you lean really far out the window to have a fag in a non-smoking hotel?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

No one can see, my view is of pipe works on the roof of somewhere else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

did you have to pay extra for a view like that?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Hah, not the nicest of views, but the hotel room is lovely.
This place has given me some ideas as to how I wanna do my my digs. They have downstairs in the lobby framed wallpaper, seems like a good cheap way of doing it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I don't know about illegal
but I've done it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Good, I've just done it, and if anyone says anything, I'll pass them your way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

What you need to do is masking tape a carrier bag over the smoke alarm,
then smoke away.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

listen to the man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I now have Funky President by James Brown on the brain - that's absolutely fine by me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Are you in Brighton?
Is that who's in Brighton? Is it you, Gonz?

Have you had your first massage yet? When you do, ask for a happy ending. They all do that at those posh health spa places...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

This'll be a good one for me.
"Pre & Post-natal Treatment", 85mins, £68........ 35 minutes massage, 15 minutes to nip to the hospital to knock it out, back for another 35 minutes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)