I think your main problem
is asking for quite serious legal advice on a forum filled with people so boring that they have been known to grow vegetables, and so dull that they have been known to talk about how HOT their NEW MAN is.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I really am missing something today, aren't I?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Are you ignoring Rachelswipe?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)

No
but I seem to have missed another barney. Can you two not play nicely together?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I think they deserve their own tv show

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)

^this
I love you Algernon. We should, like, totally get married.
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)

But you'll have to change your name to Ernest first

( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I can do that
if that's what it takes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)

YEAH!
I'm so glad you've finally decided to ditch that mental scouse bit you've been hanging around with recently.

We should buy a house together next door to DiT and Flim Flam and adobt babies.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)

why not adopt them like normal people?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

What have you got against gay adoption?
TORY!
(also, how are things ambers?)
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)

She's got nothing against adoption, she just hates adobtion.
It's understandable.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

The process of turning babies into unwieldy programs

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

You'll have one for a year or so
but your new one won't be compatible with it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

the difference is
if you put one in the recycling bin you'll be arrested for it, so it's got more in common with cats in that respect I guess
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)

you're on a roll today

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Pfft I'm not Bella
/resurrection of old old meme
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I'm an avid follower of her blog, it's internet gold

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I've lost the link
and I don't think it's my sort of thing anyway
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)

It confirms my suspicions that some people really do have far too much time on their hands
fortyshadesofgrey.blogspot.com/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You have to admire her spunk.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Are you claiming Bella is a furiously masturbating man?
You terrible bully!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)

*shames*

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

*Waves*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Long time no speaky petal.
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I've been busy honey.
Did you have a nice weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I did, yes.
Went to London to see a friend : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

:( not invited
GUTTED
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)

We can take it in turns to "go next door to see Flim Flam"
Massively impotent apparently.
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)

They'll have a big group of kids
who all either look like jesus or a large fat man.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)

that's the dream, right there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Hell yeah!

( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)

We can say stuff like this because they don't go on b3ta anymore
I'm just imaging the icy Danish stare he'd give though.
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)

The way he makes you feel like you're made of bacon.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)

plastic packed and rubber stamped?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)