No, the best outcome would be if the porn was of Rupert Murdoch fucking his own son
Then just as he's approaching the vinegar strokes, he signals for Rebekah Wade, who quickly plays a recording of the harrowing wailings left on Milly Downing's answerphone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:15, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you have the *worst* sense of humour.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Oh, right. I take personal offence at that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)

why?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

because he believes he has the worst sense of humour.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Ta love

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)

*holds up two '10' cards*


Su-fucking-perb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Thank you
The geek in me is also happy that two '10' cards would equal 1010, which is 10 in base 2.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I meant best realistic outcome
but you have outdone yourself here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I would not be surprised if it came to light that Murdoch has had a Wade-assisted orgasm

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)

nor would I

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You truly are a god amongst mere men.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)