Monty, you know I of all people have no issue with your sticking up for the underdog in the face of endless abuse
Nonetheless I can't help but wonder if you have a vested interest here. Can you recall every woman you had sex with when you were 20-21? Did any of them have Indian heritage or roots in Wolverhampton?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh, that would be fucking loverly.
And the best part would be Monty would try his best to be a good dad and look after the lad, can you imagine his and his 'parents' horror?. Addled druggie that he is he's a conscientious father.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'm taking his failure to deny the suggestion as an admission of guilt
as opposed to "having work to do" or "refusing to acknowledge such a preposterous idea". DNA tests please. How bushy are Monty's eyebrows, anyone?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I think we need the Jeremy Kyle Show to sort this one out

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I would fucking love that
The amount of disdain generated by Monty were he to meet Kyle would break television
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Wolver-fucking-hampton?
You sir, are sailing very close to duel territory.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

BREAK BATTLE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)