Run a marathon
as it seems pretty doable at this point in time. Otherwise, build my own house. Or dance with Kristina Rihanoff.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:59, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

sounds doable.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I could dance reasonably competently with Kristina Rihanoff tomorrow
if I could sort my right side lead out, and as long as she wasn't distracted or offended by her partner having a rampaging hard-on. I daresay she's used to that.

I don't know the first damn thing about building a house though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Kristina Rihanoff is 33
and looks 48
( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I think pink lego has been discontinued pal. Never mind.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I'd watch 'Darths DIY' for a laugh if that was broadcast

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I can imagine him trying to use a hammer.
Comedy gold.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I'm not using those nails, they don't match my sequins AT ALL

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Episode 16, Darth gets banged by Andy the plasterer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Andy comidicaly confuses Darths face with his radio

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

If I steady my wrist with the free hand it's not THAT limp

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

what the fuck for?
Seriously, man, you want to make yourself physically sick, ill, your body start to destroy itslef, go through almost intolerable pain and make your nipples bleed and do something no human body was designed for? why?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Building a house can't be that bad, can it?
Perhaps I should have said "design my own house"...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

haha, yes.
I dunno. I've built my own kitchen, that's about my limit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Cabinet making?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

no, christ, that would be pretty cool though
just all the other stuff. tiling, sorting the floor, fitting, plumbing, electrics, worktop cutting, etc. The cabinets were flat-packed Ikea.

but not the gas cooker. defintely not the gas. honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Oh right, cabinet making is pretty cool
Jesus was a carpenter you know
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

The little-known Carpenter?
was he Wes Jacobs?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Harsh man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

wear bandaids over your nipples then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

might work for a 5k
they tend to fall off a long way before the end of a marathon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Vaseline has more than one use other than bumsex.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

There's never any left though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

same problem. It's never lasted me longer than a few miles.
perhaps my nipples are just destined for pain.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

You should buy a couple of thimbles

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Saucepans in your case

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

eww no

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I'm pretty sure they'd chafe something fucking chronic.
Also I've got a solution. Stopped running. It's a stupid pastime and it ruined my knees.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I plan to stop running as soon as I've shifted my gut
Hopefully this will encompass doing the London Marathon next year
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

My current run distance is 9 miles
and not once have I had any issues at all with nipple-chafage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

lucky man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Hardly
Chafe-proof nipples are scant genetic consolation for my piss-poor eyesight. Or face.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)