He won't have anywhere else to sit
what with the sofa now being a bed and all.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Depends whether you like said stranger
If not, adjust your morning routine to include "Charleston round the living room," and I'm sure he won't stay for long.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Well, as my living room is the room that links all the other rooms
if I want a piss ij the nigh it's that or piss out of the window, but he'll have to lump it, if my mate had anywhere to put him he'd not be on my sofa.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Bummer!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

If he's one of those, Quixote's in trouble.
I'll lend him my klaxon.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Nah, I shall sleep cuddling my favourite edged weapon
My arsehole will remain virgo intacta
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)