Things you really should not like
Probably been done before but the last thread made me think of this.

I am mostly pretty dark and cynical, but I still enjoyed the Small World ride at Disney Land (the rest was crap).

I am a lefty cyclist and stand for more or less everything Clarkson does not and still I watch Top Gear and enjoy it

And worst of all I actually rather enjoyed Hannah Montanna The Movie

What do you like that you really shouldn't?

Alt: What meme do you just not 'get'?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:44, 287 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your mum obv

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

She says "hi"

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

His mum is a meme?

( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

It's a small world is possibly the most nauseatingly twee thing ever.
It's shit and annoying. Alien Encounter on the other hand was fucking brilliant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Very, very true
and yet for some reason I loved it, this confuses me as much as anyone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I think your brain must be broken.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

This is quite possible

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I have to admit that I really enjoyed the Disney experience.
Mainly for the attention to detail as much as anything. Preferred Universal though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Are you saying his mum is a running joke?
fukree dat bumba klart
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Obvious answer is obvious
anal.

Joking aside, 'Love Actually', it's trash, I ought to hate it, but it just makes me feel all twee and fuzzy inside.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Blousie may claim copyright violation on that one.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Hell yeah!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Oh, I'd like to violate your copyrights chuck.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Fnar fnar!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

On anal?
copyrighting ones bottom is a bit infantile, don't you think?
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Are you calling Blousie Infantile?
Fight! Fight! Fight!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

sometimes I wonder why I come here, I love all of the things you lot hate

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

you're pretty civilized for a redneck (is that better than yank?)
and clearly looking to move in the right direction, you like tea and everything.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

waaaaaaay better than yank, and far more accurate as I am a redneck
and I prefer sweet tea to any proper tea, I only drink hot tea when I'm sick

but still, I think it's time for me to take a break from this place
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

What on Earth for?
You're pretty popular around these parts.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Don't go honey child : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

What?
I recognise the words, but the sentence eludes me.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Oops!
Posted in wrong place.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

It's an awesome film
*hides*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

It's a crap film
but I adore it.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I've never seen it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

it's not as good as Four Weddings

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

You dropped your tampons.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

you dropped this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

No I didn't

See?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Terrible sexual tension in this sub-thread.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

and you haven't even heard about The Picture

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Oh I've heard about it.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

*sings*
I know where that finger's been.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

It's been in a great many places

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Filthy bugger!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

you two are in the know
how long do I keep putting the cream on my tattoo?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

A few days should do it.
Or is it a week. I can't remember now.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I reckon I can stop then
it's settled down really quick

I'm fairly sure the itching at the moment is due to hair regrowth
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I go for 2-3 weeks after getting it done
Then I'll occasionally put some moisturiser on if i've been in the sun without SPF for a while.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

it's skanking up all my clothes though
the cream, not the tattoo
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

It will wash out.
Stop complaining.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

it's meant I've had to wear a t shirt under my shirt at work
because it shows through, that's what I was getting at
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

That seems a little excessive.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I do it until the onion skin effect is completely over.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I guess I'd be more careful too with the coverage you have.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

it only seemed to take a couple of days for that
I mean it started a few days after I had it done, and then it took a couple of days
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

What have you got? Tramp stamp?
Chinese symbol for hope? Some sort of flower/star on your ankle?
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I've got a tattoo question for you:
do coloured tattoos look crap - I don't mean coloured in ones, they look cool, but, like one done in just purple or something. Is there a reason people usually get black? I think black would look silly on my pastey skin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Not all rude
Not as many as I'd like anyway.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

is that a popular song?
who sang it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Me.
Just then.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

sounded good
is it up for the Mercury?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I doubt it.
Not 'catchy' enough : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Fanboy and Chum Chum, childrens animated series.
Hannah Montana shows, and a few songs.
I love watching the Disney Princess movies. Sleeping Beauty is my favorite, but I've probably watched Princess and the Frog about 15 times.
All of the typical girlie shite.
I'm pretty much 12.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Waterworld
No Apologies
( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

This reminds me
Hudson Hawk, but I still reckon that's a good film, if lightweight.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Hudson hawk is a great film

( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I love the Carpenters.
I used to spend Saturday afternoons watching the back to back Jerry Springer when I had Sky TV.

And one of my favorite films is Brief Encounter.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I've said it before and no doubt I will do so again.
Keeping up the Kardashians.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

agreed

(DeeDee, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Love Actually, 4 Weddings and A Funeral, About A Boy, Legally Blonde, AvP, Boondock Saints 2, etc etc
I like shitty films, and have no shame in this.

EDIT: Also, 5ive, Steps, Lady Gaga, Take That (new stuff), P!nk, etc.
I also like shitty Pop music.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Underworld is another good example here
it's shit, but in a good way.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Kate Beckinsale in leather catsuit
what's not to like?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

spurt

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Jeez, how did you last that long?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Kate Beckinsale is close to my ideal woman.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

how can you tell?
are you spying on her?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

...
no?
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Sophia Myles is in it too, oof.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I love Legally Blonde.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Most b3ta memes.
And Facebook. I dipped my toe into it for a few days. People whining about complete bollocks forced me off it again.

Take for example people moaning about the government, and then stating no-one ever listens, and yet oddly not taking responsibility for their own actions.

It makes my head spin, truly it does.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Where's Gonz when you need him?
I need to ask him a Hollyoaks question.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

he's on holiday
I can answer your question:

Hollyoaks is the worst fucking shit ever to have disgraced the airwaves. It's awful awful fucking tripe.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

That wasn't the question I was goin to ask, but thanks anyway!

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

He's in Brighton.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

What a bender.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I'd say Fast and Furious franchise
but I'm not ashamed. I think everyone should love it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I've not seen the latest
but 4 was enjoyable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

3 was the best by a long way

( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Hipstermatic
It's a thing that makes photos look like old photos. It's tacky and hipstery and trendy...but I really like it. I like the irony of using modern technology to make stuff look old (I did it myself with my pictures when I photoshoped rips onto pictures) and, worse of all I think it looks nice.

I should hate it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
Have you been outside today young lady?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

yup! twice!
i went to a booksale/flea market and then I sat on the beach and then I went to a pub and drank tea and read new scientist.

And I went out just now to get a sandwich and talked to someone about tattoos
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Good girl
As you were.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Well you've had a damn sight more interesting day than me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I recommend driving fast on narrow country roads
makes life that little bit more exciting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

and me.
Although having a stranger sleeping on my sofa will no doubt be interesting, it remains to be seen if it will be good-interesting
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

If nothing else it will make you happier to come home to an empty house when he's gone.
And three days isn't long.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

This is true, I was prracticing having my morning routine not using my living room this morning
it was a challenge. ah well, he'll be out early and back late I should think.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Just make sure he knows not to sit in YOUR CHAIR!!!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Nobody sits in my chair
You know, because it's a commode.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

He won't have anywhere else to sit
what with the sofa now being a bed and all.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Depends whether you like said stranger
If not, adjust your morning routine to include "Charleston round the living room," and I'm sure he won't stay for long.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Well, as my living room is the room that links all the other rooms
if I want a piss ij the nigh it's that or piss out of the window, but he'll have to lump it, if my mate had anywhere to put him he'd not be on my sofa.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Bummer!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

If he's one of those, Quixote's in trouble.
I'll lend him my klaxon.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Nah, I shall sleep cuddling my favourite edged weapon
My arsehole will remain virgo intacta
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Girls Aloud and Glee, obviously
Although I am now well and truly over the latter. O-VERRRRRRRR *snaps*

Alt: On the basis of the above, I don't understand my "gay" meme.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

This is a good question.
Almost any shit pop from the last sixty years.
Neighbours.
The Apprentice / X Factor.
McDonalds / Burger King.
Teenage / High school movies (also includes MTV serials like MADE).

Alt: I don't get those weird 'face' memes - Y U No xxx? &c.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

face memes?
eh?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

All the youngsters know them
There's one called Forever Alone, one that says R U Jelly? and some other shit ones.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

oh I seen them
meh

kids, eh?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Aw I quite like them
especially the Forever Alone ones
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

My favorite

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Oh yeah. Them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I can't stand The Apprentice.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I have never watched it
but people always assume I do for some reason. Just like everyone assumes I'm a vegetarian
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I can't stand Alan Sugar
but I love watching the muppets who can't find their arse with both hands and a map. It makes me feel really competent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

It's the back slapping fuckwits that I despise.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

To be fair
that's what I despise about b3ta.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Hahaha, well done, that's awesome.
Oh man, you're clever.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

That's the sort of thing a backslapping fuckwit would say ;)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Yes.
It is.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

having seen kroney walk past me on several occasions
i can safely say he is more of the knuckledragging variety of fuckwit...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Fuck off
I'm a paragon of manliness you horrible old trout.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

what was that?
i couldn't hear you over all the shuffling and scraping noises.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I find Alan Sugar a truly loathesome individual
And the one time I watched it, they managed to find a person who was even more hideously slimy and objectionable than "Lord Sugar" himself. Despite some people's protestations, I fail to see the point in watching a television programme in which I'm going to passionately hate the participants.

(Unless, of course, said programme is "The Apprentice - You're Fired! (And therefore being smeared with beef stock and dropped into an olympic-size swimming pool filled with crocodiles)")
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

the sookie stackhouse books that "true blood" was based on
the tv series is pretty dreadful. the books are sinfully addictive.

the bumhole thing. did rogerboresme seriously send a pic of her bumhole? or is it a piece of fiction by amorous badger?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I thought that blaireau69 was supposed to have sent pics of his bumhole to her
in exchange for mortgage payments
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Other way around, he paid for her mortgage.
I think.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

no
she paid his mortgage. hence his white-knighting.

the bumhole pics, i Do Not Get.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Probably because it never happened.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Ah right.
Well I think the bumhole pictures are invented, as DG said.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

UNLESS
She taunted him with a note that read, "here's this month's instalment...and here's where I put it before I stuffed it in the envelope..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

To be fair
you'd have a quick sniff, wouldn't you.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

That strikes me as a very strange transaction.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

no
that's how most banks work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Well, I've never taken out a mortgage
But I'm fairly certain Nationwide have never advertised any accounts to me with offers of Bumhole Pictures at a modest APR.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

banks just ask you to bend over and *present* your arse
so they can royally shaft it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

haha
oh, that explains it.

I've never had a mortgage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

what my ex would have described as
"a butterless anal shafting"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Wut?

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I like the TV series, shit though it is.
But I tried to skim through one of the books once in Waterstones. It really was a dire piece of drivel.
Personally, I'd rather watch the series and look at Alexanser Skarsgard. *goes off to happy place*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

It's a piece of fiction.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Why they both attract angry internet mobs lookin for a lychin' is beyond me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

it's all they attract, maybe?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Why is their input takin so seriously by others, their board 'crimes' are somewhat inconsequential, and their meltdowns provide some entertainment above the usual board humdrum
/FRIEND TO THE UNPOPULAR
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I've had at least one pagelong gaz sent at some ungodly hour from one of them over a throw away remark that I made that could be published as a paper in it's own right
That's entertainment
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

well for god's sake man
forward it to me!

then i swear i will reveal the secret in my last gaz by way of squid pro quo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

The Gaz as we all know is inviolabile

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

spill it, lyon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

robs kids will die if I do

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

meh
there's too many people on the planet as it is.

don't make me pout...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

The only way to break the inviolability, is through the ancient art of the bumhole gaz
few can master the precision required to achieve this shot, you have been warned
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

you just need a full-length mirror
just tell me if you want the bumhole clothed in thong or not, and what colour/material of thong you would prefer if any, and it's a deal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I like mine with spiders legs showing

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

unlucky
mine is smooth and peachy.

goddammit. how about a cup-less bra showing off nipples with spiders legs, will that do it for you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I'll take anything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

i feel very special now
very very special
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

B69's a nice bloke irl.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

i've never come across him on here either
other than standing up for roger. whom i used to have time for, on account of losing her mum, but then- she kind of lost it, i think!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

He took it on the chin when I ripped the piss out of his lounge sofa
LEGEND
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Most of us are
Probably even Rory's nice enough when he's within punching distance.

I, on the other hand, and a complete cunt, as you know.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Oh dear, have you been taking hardmanning lessons from Darth?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Why yes, as you ask.
I'm now nearly as hard as he is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

You must get severe beats most nights down New Cross

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

That I do
but I find if I scream like a girl and flair around with my arms they go easy on me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Is anyone else reading this as homoerotic?
...and hot?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I am, that's for sure

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

=/

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

We've already established that he's got a cheesy knob
that's all hard now as well, tuck in
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Hard cheese is arguably better than soft.
Doesn't smell as much, for a start.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

have you tried microwaving something with parmasan in it?
Turns out if you do it at work, people get really cross
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Luckily I don't htink he'll be microwaving his nob any time soon.
That's past German in deviancy, that is.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

This is definitely soft knob cheese, with added faecal matter
Very much an acquired taste
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

So you're fantasising about me and your internet boyfriend now?
Which of us is dressed as Mal and which as Jayne?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

you were fine
apart from the bike. only complete cunts ride bikes. sorry. but i don't know anyone who rides a bike who isn't a complete cunt.

except pjm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

and you seemed perfectly pleasant
for a lawyer, of course all lawyers will be up againsy the wall come the revolution, but try not to take it personally.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

so long as you don't make me ride up to the wall on a bike
that's cool
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I'm not sure how one even does that
is it a BMX thing?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

he's very dull and smug on here though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

now come on. this could be about any number of us
i mean, did i mention how HOT my BLOKE is?

or did al mention his hardcore saturday night growing lettuce?

or did monty mention his (admittedly gorgeous) daughter?

or did you mention your wedding?

etc etc etc?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

he's a different kind of dull
well, not to you, you are fucking boring

not to mention irritating
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

it's lucky for you that i know you don't mean any of that
xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Ouch. Still having a shit day?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

naa, I'm alright
was in jest
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I had amazing sex this weekend
I've only mentioned it twice already but felt like saying it again
( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Which hand ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

hhahahaha
its funny cos he means wanking when really it was with a lady!
( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

This deserves it's own thread!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

That's no lady that's your wife etc.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Hmmm

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

clearly there was no irony there at all

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

irony is what other people miss

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Clearly :)

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

how are you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

A'right...getting there.
You OK?
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

good
I'm ok, things are looking up on the job front. unfortunately it's made me realise that I actually dislike working where I am.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

By 'things are looking up', do you mean job hunting?

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

indeed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Good!
Good luck.
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

thanks. I'm awaiting something in the post
which I fully intend to accept

my other half has just had one as well. Hers is more exciting as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Good news indeed!

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Me being retarded, I'm well smart innit.
Anyone else watching the grilling?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

No

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

no - waiting for it to be summarised on here
it's how I enjoy many forms of media
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Of course.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

What Cavy said
Bullet points please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Murdoch Snr has been banned from using his laser eyes
Murdoch Jr kept telling his father to stop embarrassing him.
They're both well informed and preped and are answering all questions fully.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

so in conclusion
watching the grilling online AND posting on b3ta from work.

and some people wonder why the NHS haemorrhages cash. hmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Disappointing
No bloodshed?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I don't think any of those points are real

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

it's just like when he talks about girls

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

So there might be bloodshed?
I'd enjoy it if there was bloodshed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Plenty of smugness and forensic questioning really,
it's not that interesting to tell the truth, Tom Watson kicked arse but it's slowed down now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

FFS Bobby, stop talking about food all the time!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Did they arrive yet?

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Perhaps today - I won't know til I get home at GOD KNOWS WHAT FUCKING TIME o'clock.
Thank you again, and look in your diary for a free night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

By which I meant 'yeah fuck off, right?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Will do!
By which I mean: oh fuck, I thought you'd forgotten about that bit.
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Even I wouldn't eat Murdoch!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Yes, Snr seems senile and Jnr seems utter cuntish

( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Jr looks suspiciously like my stepson.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I want to slap Jnr a bit for having an annoying accent.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

What kind of accent is that anyway
its like americansouthafricanaustralian
( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

american with the ozzy questioning thing. Awful!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

OK
Lab ignored my tattoo question - you've got tattoos, right?

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1285941
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I have coloured tattoos
All tattoos will fade more in sunlight but if you take care of it it shouldn't degrade as fast. I think the taboo with colours is quite dated to be honest and had something to do with ink quality but not sure if I'm right there. What are you getting done?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I'm considering some kind of filigree-ish thing
round my wrist. But I'm going to do more proper research first
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

if you needhelp let me know
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

OHMYGOSH BRIGHTON IS AMAZING.
I had Lavender Ice Cream and it's GOOD.
I had Rose Ice Cream and it was GOOD
I had Watermellon Sorbet and it was GOOD
I had Buck Rarebit and it was AMAZING (rarebit with a poached egg (s0o0o0o0oh much more than cheese on toast)).
I saw Chocowoccydodah and WOW but slighty =/ at what you could actually buy, but they were filming and I saw their new shop front.
I saw Hotel Chocolat and that was pretty good
I saw a shop full of Rock and they had naughty sweets and stuff like that
I almost bought some really cool art and a mirror and then decided that I don't need to acumulate stuff at the moment.
Then there were loads of lovely little shops selling this'n'that.

Then tonight I'm going to here: www.moshibrighton.co.uk/ and then getting pasta making lessons from Jamie Oliver (brand, not person).

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY ! *explodes in bliss and glee*. I could totally live here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Gonz!
There used to be an Indian girl on Hollyoaks. What was the name of the actress that played her?
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I donno, but in the family was a mum/dad (who didn't really do much, the dad was the head teacher), two sisters and the brother's name was Ravvi.... oh yeah', and there was another brother who was a prick but I can't rmemeber his name eaither.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

That's the family.
But you have failed me, Gonz :(
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

wasn't her name spelled
G-O-O-G-L-E
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

No

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

google says
LENA KAUR
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Ahhh, yeah'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Chars

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

The _only_ actriss I know is Jessica Fox who plays Nancy because I fancy her almost as much as I fancy Berk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I can't remember the character name, even.
She was hot.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

The lesbian? Minjita.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Get me a present.

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Already got it ! =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Yay!
When you get back, we are fixing our hot date.
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Fabulous, I can't wait.
I didn't realise how badly I needed a holiday. And you know those small-village pricks who never leave their local town for anything and fear people from the next village over because the vicor's wife won first place on bake-off and it was a big scandle.... well, that's me, except my village is london.

If you fancy it, maybe in a couple of months, we'll get a weekend away and come up here and have lovely cream teas and moosh around the shops. I saw this really nice canvase with cut out leather making a picture of an oriental girl for £60 (down from £180, I think) and I almost bought it for the living room in the new place. I've never wanted to buy 'art' before. And there was a buetiful mirror set in a orange-glass mosaik that would look wonderful for the hallway and it was only £18... but I decided not to get any bits like that until I move in. Although thinking about it, maybe it would be better to get a few bits like that and design around them... what do you reckon?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

You know what I think, Gonz?
I think you're mean!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

<3 u !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Firstly yes, let's moosh around somewhere one weekend.
Secondly, I think it would be better to wait until you've moved in and see how the house 'feels' before you buy things for it. Probably better to concentrate on clearing out all your old stuff ready to move, get in there and see how it goes.
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

surely buying more stuff to put in the house is the best way to keep TGB happy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

No. Really no.

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

it is possible to go to far I suppose...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Depends who you are.
Some people will never go far enough away for my liking.
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Quick question Clenders my love
With Gonz moving, is Badger going too? I realise I could ask her this by text, but meh.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I shall gaz...

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

interesting fact
rarebit is a made up thing because people thought that calling it buck rabbit or whatever was wrong and must have come from something else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

FreeFair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

*heartwarmed*

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Daddy loves you, be happy.
Daddy is Monty, fear for your future.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Eurovision.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I hate to agree with you
but I agree with you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Toryboys alright, apart from being a predatory paedophile

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I've got a joke for you Rory!
Why do Irishmen double check everything they do?...

TO BE SURE
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Christ, that joke's older than you are.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I came up with it myself AFAIK, but I may have heard it and only remembered it subconsciously.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

This is brilliant

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Seriously?
"I came up with it myself"??????

Fuck's sake, kid. That joke came off the fucking ARK!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I've made up jokes and heard them told by other people on a few occasions.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Are you sticking up for torybot?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Your life, for example.

( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I wish I'd made it up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I've got socks older than he is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Is it because since their financial troubles they have been over cautious?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I'm more than happy to overlook such a trifling matter in exchange for the shot in the arm the boy has given this moribund cackhole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

THREE CHEERS FOR FREEFAIR!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

HUZZAH!!!!
*throws cap in air*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I have to admit
I agree with you. It's certainly been more amusing and interesting.

I bet Al was just like him when he was 16.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Alt: BOAT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

BOAT!
How can you not get BOAT, everyone got BOAT, BOAT!
( Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

LOL

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

ALT- I can not understand the appeal of the Potter Friends Snape song

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Murdoch just got walloped by some bird and it's kicked off!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I had it in another tab, and didn;t see it.
I just heard a lot of ooohing, and by the time I opened up that tab there was a recess.

What the fuck just happened?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Some guy attacked Murdoch, his wife slapped them.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

It's okay, i've caught up now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)