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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think she's torybot's ideal woman though.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I thought that was Anne Widdicombe?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
I think it's you love.
You're both Tories, I think it'd work out. The pillow-talk alone would be worth it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)
I don't think It could work.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Come now, you're selling yourself short, dear boy.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)
And Widdecombe is too Traditionalist although this would hardly top my list of objections.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I mean this in the nicest possible way, mate
You'd be incredibly lucky to pull a girl like Amberl.

This is meant more as a compliment to her than an insult to you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)
he's too fucking dim for a start

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Also, Amberl is pretty fucking picky
According to my incredibly sparse criteria
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)
does "having an orifice" count as criteria?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)
I meant she doesn't fancy me
and therefore is picky.

As is almost everyone who ever lived. Weird that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
once again something else we have in common

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)
This might be my least favourite one to date

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)
On the counterpoint it means
you and Vipros have a nice similarity in both having healthy longterm relationships
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Do you fancy his missus as well?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Right now there is only one person I fancy

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
It's tortybot, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Remember my rules
1) No-one under 21
2) No idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Oh right yeah.
Fucked on both counts I think then.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)
or rather not-fucked

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)
There are a veritable feast to choose from.
sexymp.co.uk/
Look at the top 23.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)
none of them are doing it for me
#5 in particular has the look of someone hit by a shovel.

I find it odd that you look to MPs for women to fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)
The site was mentioned in some papers and is run by one of the cast of "Made in Chelsea"

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)
they should be burned alive

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Funny you should specify the top 23
as number 24 is the only halfway length-worthy woman on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)
I deliberately avoided her....

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)
I am entirely unsurprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
She's banging number 22.
They're both insufferable.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Interestingly
out of the 23 you have specified, only 9 are actually women.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Well I'm not talking about the men am I. Some of the others ain't bad too.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)
You deliberately said to look at the top 23.
which are either men, or women that look like men.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

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