"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING????" yelled a furious Darth as he walked out the corner shop. He was only in there for a minute, he must have missed the blue uniformed dashing B3th as he walkd in. He only wanted a bottle of yop, he had a hard day, he deserved it. He walked up to his car with the striking b3th holding her £19.99 cassio camera photographing the lisance plate.
"I'm very sorry sir, you know the rules" she said with a coy smile, "Double yellows, instant penalty, I'm going to have to write up a ticket".
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS ! I CAN'T AFFORD THE FINE ! I'LL LOSE MY CAR"
"Should have thought about that before you parked on double yellow lines"
"YOU FUCKING BITCH, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU"
He didn't see the two comunity support officers standing right behind him, Berk and Crunchy wore this high-vis vests with as

..... yeah', I'm bored of this, but pretend I did a long-winded story that doesn't have any sex in it at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucks sakes
Even in Gonz' brain I can't manage to get any hot B3tan action
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

rofl

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

OH man, but wearing a hi vis jacket
is so sexy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)