I have had a birthday
drunk a bottle of wine, watched some telly.

I've already had some presents, and have received a promise for others, so unusually I've not actually had any today. *sadface*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You didn't fetch me my diet pepsi!
I had to go to Morrisons and fetch it myself. But then I got chocolate too, which was good. But then mr b3th made me share it with him, which was bad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)

chocolate bad
morrisons bad

They better have a fucking waitrose by the time I move back home.

Hiya! *waves*
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Hi you! *waves back*
I imagine you'd find one in Embra. Fife, not so much...

You could always shop in Jenners' food court.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I can't wait to have the parents over for food
I'm going to cook them stuff with spice and garlic and flavour. Revenge for all the years of shite bland food. Revenge!
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Hahaha
Don't forget the health 'issues'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

There's an awesome deli out on the Dalkeith road somewhere
(I think) and also a Waitrose out past the meadows.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

phew
I was panicing there a bit. I've been living in England so long I've forgotten if they sell fruit and veg north of the border.
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

the mighty badger
was also waxing lyrical about an extremely sexy sounding sausage shop, but I can't remember what it's called now.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

He can show me when I go to stay with him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Crombies is the sausage place
and Peckhams is the deli.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Sounds very geezerish.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)

whats the black pudding place with all the awards?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Ann Summers?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Bagsy the one in Comely Bank
www.google.co.uk/search?q=edinburgh+waitrose&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a#q=edinburgh+waitrose&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=4De&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=ivnscm&source=univ&tbm=plcs&tbo=u&ei=mAImTvHJLcSxhAeEkYjvCQ&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=more-results&resnum=2&ved=0CDYQtQMwAQ&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=4f061ee8aa4abfcf&biw=1126&bih=440
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

trust you to be comely

( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I wouldn't trust me as far as I could throw me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)

"this is how it feels to be comely,"
"this is how it feels to be gorge"ous
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I worked in a pub where we used to put each new barmaid into the category
'comely wench' or 'rum tart'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:28, Reply)

my previous local had a barmaid
let's just say when a range rover with the number plate BO55 LEZ turned up in the carpark, no one was surprised.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

true story
same range rover turned up in the overflow car park at work. I didn't stick around to say hello.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)

NO COLA
plus I find that buying a drink and driving a hundred miles to present it to a woman tends to give her husband the wrong impression.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Well, you just don't care enough, do you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

right then
*goes downstairs*
*gets cola from wine cellar*
*drives drunk 104 miles*
*bangs on door yelling incoherently*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

That's more like it
but it's too late now. I'll remember this, Lighty. I'll remember....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:28, Reply)

*sexually assaults b3th with classic coke bottle*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

best of all the sexual assaults

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:40, Reply)

this sounds suspiciously like the voice of experience.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

suspiciously unsurprisingly
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)