It's oh so quiet
It's oh so still.
You're all alone, and so peaceful until...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:37, 168 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Raaawwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

What are you doing this evening Blousie?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Watching the TV.
Chatting with mates.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Owt good on the box?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

A programme about a girl who was burnt badly as a child.
Lovely lass but annoying Oirish accent. Which bit of Ireland she's from I don't know.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I saw the trailer and thought she was just trying to cash in the fame of Simon Weston.
So I didn't bother watching it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I like watching programmes like this.
It reminds me not to be such a pillock about the way I look.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I like car chases.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Whereas I watched a bit of Next Top Model instead
not helpful at all
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I'll bet both Simon Weston and this burnt girl are rank outsiders to win it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I have half a gram from Saturday I forgot about.
You can have some if you want. Liven up proceedings init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

How can you forget you have drugs.
I have never done that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

When you buy too much.
Got back to the house party and bought more, leaving the wrap in my wallet untouched.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Are you having a good day Bazza?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Dandy, thanks.
Just got back from my aunts, usual big family dinner. My brother and his mates are about to play poker downstairs, might take some of their money in a bit.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Is your little bro planning on more away game this coming season?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I said I'd take him to Croatia for the next European game.
The club are doing an official flyer. The price? £900. Bargain. We're gonna do it independently, plus him and my old man are getting season tickets next year. Which is fantastic for me because I'm going to rob their loyalty points so I can do QPR away.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

If you get the chance to buy a 'restricted view' at Loftus Road.
Don't bother. Unless you want to watch the game in Stevie Wonder vision.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Mate we played there for two seasons.
I know what it's like. The only plus point of those two grim years was watching people nonchalantly rip seats out and smash up the toilets, whilst also going "hello mate how's it going" as their friends walked past not batting an eyelid, as if it was the most natural thing in the world. I still remember the massive 'QPR SEASON TICKETS THIS WAY' scrawled in the bogs with a giant arrow pointing towards the urinals. Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

BA BA BA BA!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

You blow a fuse...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

WHAM BAM!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I am a man.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Sssh Lady Gaga

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

*puts on ham pants*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Hambushlolz

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

no, it's a bacon tree

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

She sounds more like Lady Bah-Bah

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

You fall in love, zing boom
I am back from my run and rather tired now.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

how far did you run?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

There and back.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Errr fractionally over 6 miles
took me 67 minutes.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Woo!
No wonder you can eat so many cakes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Yeah, on a good day I can burn 1000 calories
what with cycling in to work and back as well. But I don't eat THAT many cakes I'll have you know!
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)

woah! that's loads and pretty damn quick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

It's a fair distance
I need to be able to double it in three months if I want to do this half marathon though - which will be tough. And I ought to be able to manage a 10 minute mile, which I haven't, so it's not that quick either.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)

What half marathon are you hoping to do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I thought about the Bristol one
but it's in two months time, I doubt I'll be ready. So probably the Birmingham one, but it all depends so much on where I'll be and at the minute I don't know...
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

You'll be on the starting line.
Wearing lycra, with your iPod charged and possibly sporting a fetching headband.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Weirdly
I cannot run to music - it puts me off. But I hate cycling without it.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

The Bristol half marathon is probably dead hilly.
I've never done it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)

It could very well be
I imagine it's round the docks and Park Row etc. At least I know the majority of the Birmingham one is flat.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Would I be right in thinking that some OT'ers are doing the Bristol half?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

I believe so
CHCB, Al and DiT I think, possibly Darth as well. If I thought I'd be adequately prepared, I'd sign up for it too...but I really won't.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Well good luck to 'em.
Fingers crossed they don't turned up with a begging bowl for some 'worthy cause'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)

well it all sounds quick to me
but that's probably because about 5 minutes in I'd be a lardy sweating puffing lump and limp the rest of the way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)

So YOU jog every morning.
hahahahahaha
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

are you being mean?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Yes.
I'm suggesting you're always a sweating puffing lump.

Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I have never been so insulted in my l...
wait...in fact I have on this very thread!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Sorry Captain.
I'm tired. Tired and a little bit irritable.

And I took it out on you. For that, I apologise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)

oh, OK
damn, was going for a fight, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I apologise again.
Please accept me asking after the piggies as a sign of just how sorry I am.

'How are the piggies?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)

squeaky

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)

clean.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I was like that for the first few weeks
I assure you it gets easier much more quickly than you think.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I don't think I'd get past the first bit
plus, it's VERY hilly here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Steep enough for warning signs?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

...don't you have a gym membership?

(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)

yeah, but I'm not a runner

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)

You mean you'll stand and fight with anyone?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)

yup
using my ace tae kwondo skillz
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Good jog?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I haven't been for nearly two weeks and it shows.

(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Well good for you, going for a jog.
Shows a lot of dedication that does.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

...
not nearly as much dedication as going three times a week would...
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Well, there is that.
But you've had a traumatic day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

OOH EEE OOH-AA-AAH TING TANG WALLAWALLA BING BANG
OOH EEE OOH-AA-AAH TING TANG WALLAWALLA BANG BANG!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

My god I barely remember this song.
Such an earworm.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

is that the new one 'Crystals' or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Bjork was very cute.
On a connected note, Goldie's new comp is alright. Starts out a bit dull, livens up then ends with Timeless.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Oh and in more good news.
Metronomy are on the shortlist for the Mercury prize this year. Fandabbydozy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)

James Blake will win it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)

He better fucking not.
Or Adele, I can't put into words how much I hate that fat slob of a woman.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)

she speaks very highly of you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

That's because you can't describe me as a fat mess.
Whereas she no doubt eats Wagon Wheels for breakfast.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

he will.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

that album is totally mercuroid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

a vehicle goes past trhe house, and the dog goes mental.
Very nice, quiet evening today. Watched a double CSI with mr b3th. The one directed by Tarantino, if anyone knows it.

so, what's going on here?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:04, Reply)

the dog is mentally ill
best have him put to sleep
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I MADE PASTA !
Really really good, freshly made pasta is something totally different from the packet stuff, or dried.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)

DID YOU THREATEN TO OVERRULE DEREK LEWIS?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I have had a birthday
drunk a bottle of wine, watched some telly.

I've already had some presents, and have received a promise for others, so unusually I've not actually had any today. *sadface*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

You didn't fetch me my diet pepsi!
I had to go to Morrisons and fetch it myself. But then I got chocolate too, which was good. But then mr b3th made me share it with him, which was bad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)

chocolate bad
morrisons bad

They better have a fucking waitrose by the time I move back home.

Hiya! *waves*
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Hi you! *waves back*
I imagine you'd find one in Embra. Fife, not so much...

You could always shop in Jenners' food court.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:16, Reply)

I can't wait to have the parents over for food
I'm going to cook them stuff with spice and garlic and flavour. Revenge for all the years of shite bland food. Revenge!
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Hahaha
Don't forget the health 'issues'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

There's an awesome deli out on the Dalkeith road somewhere
(I think) and also a Waitrose out past the meadows.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

phew
I was panicing there a bit. I've been living in England so long I've forgotten if they sell fruit and veg north of the border.
( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

the mighty badger
was also waxing lyrical about an extremely sexy sounding sausage shop, but I can't remember what it's called now.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

He can show me when I go to stay with him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Crombies is the sausage place
and Peckhams is the deli.
(berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Sounds very geezerish.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)

whats the black pudding place with all the awards?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Ann Summers?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Bagsy the one in Comely Bank
www.google.co.uk/search?q=edinburgh+waitrose&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a#q=edinburgh+waitrose&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=4De&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=ivnscm&source=univ&tbm=plcs&tbo=u&ei=mAImTvHJLcSxhAeEkYjvCQ&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=more-results&resnum=2&ved=0CDYQtQMwAQ&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=4f061ee8aa4abfcf&biw=1126&bih=440
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

trust you to be comely

( djtrialprice, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I wouldn't trust me as far as I could throw me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)

"this is how it feels to be comely,"
"this is how it feels to be gorge"ous
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I worked in a pub where we used to put each new barmaid into the category
'comely wench' or 'rum tart'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:28, Reply)

my previous local had a barmaid
let's just say when a range rover with the number plate BO55 LEZ turned up in the carpark, no one was surprised.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

true story
same range rover turned up in the overflow car park at work. I didn't stick around to say hello.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)

NO COLA
plus I find that buying a drink and driving a hundred miles to present it to a woman tends to give her husband the wrong impression.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Well, you just don't care enough, do you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

right then
*goes downstairs*
*gets cola from wine cellar*
*drives drunk 104 miles*
*bangs on door yelling incoherently*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

That's more like it
but it's too late now. I'll remember this, Lighty. I'll remember....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:28, Reply)

*sexually assaults b3th with classic coke bottle*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

best of all the sexual assaults

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:40, Reply)

this sounds suspiciously like the voice of experience.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

suspiciously unsurprisingly
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Nightall

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Night ar kid

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)

nitey nite

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:41, Reply)

I went bowling and didn't lose. No I wasn't the ball.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

evenin' /OT
who's still up then? I dare not go to sleep yet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

still up
bit drunk for some mysterious reason
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:42, Reply)

I'm awake
but walking a bit funny now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

I bet that's the first time in a while
for you and LIC both.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)

normally I'm drunk for easily explainable reasons
tonight it's just to spite b3th
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Well, screw you, Man!
Screw You With Darth's!!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:49, Reply)

That's harsh
poor Darth.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Oh, he loves it

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Not when he's on the ramming end
He prefers to recieve
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:55, Reply)

Happy birthday LIC
I think I may have been remiss in not congratulating you on being just a little closer to the grave yet. Just scraped under the wire there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

plenty under
still 8 hours for people on the west coast of the USA to congratumalate me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Are you holding out for Arnie?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I have connections all over

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:05, Reply)

did I wish you happy birthday?
I can't remember.

too late, now, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Enormous bouncing jubblies
I'm off to bed. Night boys and girls.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:55, Reply)

little perky titties that sit up and say "hello"
Just for a change, not really my kind of thing, but I'm not fussy. Nighty nighty Off Topic, not go to bed *stern look at Cavey* and do good things on the morrow.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:36, Reply)

night
tomorrow there will be painting and the gym and a knitting club
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Bwahahahaahhahhaaa!
This is all, good night.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:39, Reply)

If anyone wants the SPIN media nirvana tribute
www.facebook.com/SPIN?sk=app_203351739677351
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:45, Reply)