I live in a slum (which is nicer than Hull)
I was not born here, I was educated in the leafy suburb of Penge.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's London, right, cockney sparrow?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Outer London, yes
Seven miles further from bow bells than where I currently live.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

If you've got goos ears, that counts
so how do you keep all those bottle tops on your jacket?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)

bottle tops?
I think you've smoked one too many leeks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)

isn't that what you cockneys wear
jackets covered in bottle tops and funny hats?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Hahahah!
Buttons you nutter.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I thought it was a thing where yuo show off how many beers
you've had by sticking bottle caps on your coat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)

This is like me accusing you of bumming goats, using a carrot as a strap-on.
close, but no cigar.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)

you can't bum a goat with a cigar, silly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)

meaning it should be bumming a sheep with a leek
but, I won;t help you straighten you stereotypes out.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I know! that was the joke!
man, I'm speeding my tits off on cappuccino you can't keep up with dis shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

cappucino?
Lightweight, next bash I'm force feeding you double espressos
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

What's the b4sh inside gossip? Who was the biggest prick there?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Apart from you obviously

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

lolol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Everyone was loverly
and we all hugged and made friends. At a a push I would say Monty is a touch less ruggedly masculine than I had imagined, but other than that people were all very nice.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

So, yes
probably me then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

This is just gay, hit me up with a gaz, I've got my matrix to fill in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)

do you need a picture of my erect penis?
or does the Gaz system have another use?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Yes to pass around tittle tattle behind peoples backs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I'm actually considering calling your bluff on this
if only because I imagine no one ever actually does send cock gazs, sadly I have no idea how to do the attaching a picture thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)

What happens on gaz, stays on gaz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

We had trouble figuring out which poster you were at first

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

yes
disappearing for a year and then comming back and almost immediately changing your name before going to a Bash can do this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Did he bring his rent boy FWB to show off?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)

the rent boy is more recent
I didn't have him then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)

He's only fifteen man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)

fresh out of university
so a bit older I suspect and still not home. this is not good enough, my cock will not suck it's self.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Stop pretending ToryBoy is older than he is

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

More like cockney pidgeon.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

are you saying I'm fat?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

with a manky leg

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)

and rabies

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

and a piece of mouldy bread sticking
out of your scabby beak
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Not fat.
Sturdy and unbreakable.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)

but still shabby, a bit dirty
and probably deformed. sounds about right. :)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I always like an underdog.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I have this weakness too
must be why I feel at home on /OT
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)