Well normally, nothing
but today it's a very good friend's MA graduation. And his girlfriend's got a bump with a baby in it and I felt it and said hi and gave it a holy medal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That all sounds rather jolly.
What are you boozing yourself silly with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Oh I've stopped now.
Toooo much. You alright, Jeff?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Not bad cheers.
I'm gonna get myself down to Weston super Mare in the not too distance and punch a donkey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Punch anything but a donkey you cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

OI
I hope you're not advocating him punching me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

No way sis

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

What do you suggest I attack?
I don't think dogs will be allowed on the beach at that time of year. And I've no idea how to charm a donkey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Punch a twat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

What if a donkey is being a twat...
Or, at the very least, an 'ass'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Stop it. I feel arlarse on donkeys.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I had to research this
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Scouser

Is that close?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Wow, it's there!
Arlarse is out of order or sly, but AN arlarse/aul'arse is a crafty person/old head on young shoulers/sly cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I'm still none the wiser.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I've read that like a million times now
and I still have no idea what that means.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

'mean' on donkeys.
"Don't be arlarse on him."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

It's like it's a different language.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)

There's one bit of beach they're allowed on all year round
but the main beach is only november to march.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

*Phones the council*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

The council can kiss my pasty Scottish arse.
Bunch of cunts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

They'll have to fight me for the privilage

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Play a little pipe
And it'll come out of a pot.

Oh, hang on - donkeys are them with legs and not forked tongues...

Easy mistake to make though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)