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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*looks appalled*
The only reason I would ever run to Oasis would be if I'd had explosives strapped to me and could see them within jogging distance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 9:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
The only reason I like Oasis songs
is because they're about the only thing I can manage to play on the guitar.
(berk, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I suggest you burn your guitar
and the hands you used to desecrate it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)
If I'm at a house party and someone starts chundering through 'Wonder Wall' on an acoustic guitar
I swear to Almighty God that I will end that person, and go to great lengths to erase any record or memory of their existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)
I can play that
but I don't, because it's irritating.
(berk, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)
I can only play bits of foo fighters' first album
and smashing pumpkins
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Your parents wouldn't even recall having you
No record. No memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)
best use for a time machine, ever

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Apart from stopping the Gallaghers being born, perhaps

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)
some other tripe would have replaced it
conservation of termporal events, donchaknow?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)
There was plenty of other godawful music about in a similar vein, certainly
But nothing - NOTHING - born of the nadir of British popular music known as the mid-90s was as bad as Oasis
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)
I skimread this
And was going to argue Nirvana, but then spotted the words 'british' and 'mid'.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Nirvana were a long way shy of being the worst American band of the 90s
Smashing Pumpkins have to be first, second and third on that list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)
you are both very wrong
*dons checked shirt and ripped jeans and drags hair across face*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)
I hope that hair's come from your head

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)
no, I'm going bald
it's a comb-over from my hairy muff
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)
It must be like a rainforest down there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)
more like a mangrove swamp

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Urgh
swampy muff.
(berk, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)
History will judge you kindly for that act of mercy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)
this is a fair and balanced reaction

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I approve of this
Could you also see your way to doing the same to its 'composer'?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I've pissed on his shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Then I will warmly shake you by the hand and buy you a pint
if we should ever meet...
He is a midget though isn't he? Were you not tempted to aim a bit higher?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Please god do this.
My ex-housemate used to do it, because he knew it drove me fucking bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)
You're all moody cunts, everyone loves a good sing song.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

a good sing song
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Very true
What's that got to do with Oasis?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I imagine everyone has already clicked this, but I urge anyone who hasn't to do so immediately
This should be top of the popular page FOREVAH. Not least for a stunningly rare example of a goth displaying a belief in god
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)
No, Kroney's 'gayest post of the day right here' post should be.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)
I agree in principle
but am too lazy to find and click it in practice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I'm not a goth!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)
What was the last gig you went to?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)

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