Hahaha!
Small mercies, eh?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

given the proximity of arse to minge
this is not always the case
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Only "The Road To Grimsby" inbetween
Smells of fish and leads to a shithole
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

i like this
firstly because it's gross. secondly because my friend's dreadfully obnoxious husband is from grimsby and makes out like he is v v posh.

ha.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Oh dear that must take some effort on his part. It's a fucking hole*


*and spasticated 'goths' go there, making it even worse
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

mummy and daddy's house has a tennis court and a swimming pool
apparently this makes him posh. despite the fact that said house/pool/court is located in a town which would be equivalent to a cardboard box in london...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

With land at 50p a square mile the wankers could have a golf course in their garden and it would not impress.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Isn't it Whitby they go to?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Oh I don't know. I was just being rude about 'goths' and the north.
I think you're right actually.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Can I please have this? ^

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

But of course

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)

You repulsive little man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Please
Repulsive tall man
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)