You try listening to them all day
I refer to them as The Coven all the time, they seem to find it quite amusing. Am not entirely sure any of them has looked up "Coven" in the dictionary, mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah let's assume that everyone you work with is thick, except for you of course, it's all one big mistake somewhere that you're answering the telephone and asking in a glorified way HAVE YOU TURNED IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN MR PEARTREE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

sometimes
i think i could have your babies
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

He procreates by mitosis.
You'd be no use to him.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Naw am not callin from Bombay, Mrs Opodopoulos

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

fucking hell, i had one of those personal injury clowns on the other day. from india. but allegedly called kevin. kevin smith. riiiiight.
adamant that i had had an accident and could claim compensation. when i assured him i had not been in any accident, he said "why you want to conceal accident, ms swipe? was it your fault? we still get compensation."

i got VERY angry. then he asked to speak to mrs swipe. i told him that he could not. he asked why. i said it was none of his business but she died 5 years ago. there was a pause. then he actually said:

"and was that in car accident?"

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. it is a sad indictment of my job that my instinctive response was "the limitation act 1980 caps personal injury claims at 3 years, you CUNT".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Those people are amazing.
"What are you doing?"
"WHAT?"
"I hear you have moved to a dfifferent room, what are you doing now?"
"I'm making a SNACK... pervert.."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

If they start asking you what you're wearing, hang up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

it is horrendous!
stupid ambulance-chasers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)