i've never been in a real fight

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

neither have I, I'm really a massive chicken shit
but I'm also a big girl, and I have a mean face so I'm intimidating and I'm surprised that the girl had the balls to swing at me
I was drunk though, so I probably would've hit her back
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)

^this
I seem to scare people off which is nice as I'm soft as shit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

apparently I'm not scary

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

irl lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

i've got a scary voice
i occasionally use on classes and there's one student who says her sister is scared of me when I stomp down the corridor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

hahahaha that's funny

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

she's not even someone I teach :/

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Ha ha!
you scare children! *points and laughs*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

that thing about punching kids?
I totally did that, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

oh wait...
you were being mean...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Yup and I don't have beer as an excuse
just tired and cranky.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

how's having a house-guest?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

The rent boy is gone
he was barely here. I brought him back late Tuesday, he slept through my getting up and going out today and Wednesday morning and didn't come home til 11ish last night. Now he's on a train back to Hull or soon will be.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

so you scare rent boys?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I did wonder
He was quite young and my living room does have a certain "skulls and swords" motif to it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)

It's not nice, boys are always saying "why you look so mean?" and then it makes me angry and I look meaner :(((

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I no rite : (
I'm lovely me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Yeah, I'm fucking lovely too!
Even if I AM in a biker gang.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

And yet I'm a fucking bitch
..the irony
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Are you?
I thought you were lovely?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

no I'm all like
"what you talkin about bitch, I'm gonna cut ya!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I migh thave had some beers
this evening
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I like Ganstah Captain

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Psst!
She's the least scary person I've ever met.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I'm lulling you all into a false sense of security
makes it all the more scary when I get my rage on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Watch out guys! She'll probably bake us cookies next!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

She'll totally hit you with her crocheted hammer.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

you don't know how much of a threat that is
I cook them on a tray of DANGER in an oven of PAIN
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

click

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

likewise

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)