I'll cheer you up, how about this monstrosity.
I uploaded my picture to Fight Night on the PS3 last night, so I could play as myself in the game. Nothing quite like watching a virtual version of yourself get his head caved in by Mike Tyson. This is the picture I uploaded (old Fulham ski hat just in view there, also how handsome am I etc etc): tinyurl.com/3o9tgeq That's not me sticking two fingers up, by the way.

And this is what Fight Night reckons I look like: tinyurl.com/3rtqvpc Absolutely fucking terrifying.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahahaha
I've seen better 1980s photofits!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I'm totally gonna be round your way this weekend.
I might nick something as a tribute.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Go and piss on the Jacko statue.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:34, Reply)

That's not in Newcastle.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Have a massive piss. It'll make it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)

it's Thom Yorke-ified you

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)