if only I had a HOT NEW MAN
who was a DEMON IN THE SACK
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If he was a DEMON IN THE SACK
in your house that someone else bought for you but you never got to see because you worked until 3am every day then your karmic balance would be about even.

Unless you were unable to recognise casual racism, in which case you'd still be skewed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

this is all getting very complicated
perhaps I need a plan of some kind to follow. Could you oblige?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I find this whole thing very, very funny.
Of course you realise, she's doing all of it to, like, totally wind you all up?
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I know, that's the best bit about all of this
it's all an elaborate joke on me and Vippers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)

She totally knows how to pronounce James.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)

don't forget the sad truth behind it all Al
we've made the wrong life choices. That's the bottom line here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Don't you think you'd be happier if you ploughed through an unending amount of men
instead of settling down with somebody you love?

You're such a wanker, Vipros
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I suspect some terribly expensive cocktails would have helped as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)

And when you don't get it
she'll not-flounce because she's frustrated that you keep taking what she's saying seriously, seriously?
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)

you know
that hadn't crossed my mind at all.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Well maybe if your HOT NEW MAN
earned THREE TIMES MORE THAN YOU, you would.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)

How I wish that were the case
I'll just go and cry into my vegetable garden, at my mortgaged house, in the provinces.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

it's as if a veil has been lifted!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Haha QUOTED!
My life is immeasurably improved.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Oh Al, Sad Face, you didn't chase her off again? I reckon I could have gotten my leg over given enough time and enough string of useless boyfriends.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Gonz, unless you have a simple name, a HOT BODY and are a demon in the sack
I fear your chances may have been limited.

I'm sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Sadly Gonz has a hot demon name and a simple sack body

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Oh that's cruel
but since it's not directed at me, I like it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I hope Gonz knows I don't mean it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

sorry to say it Gonz
but you don't earn enough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

You only need to earn THREE TIMES
what she does, and she's on a fucking pittance. So I reckon GOnz is in with a shot.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Hold on, I think I worked out who she's seeing
Rich Asian man, hot body, it can only be Jackie Chan!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I love how they all look the same.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

But how ARE you supposed to pronounce their names?
At least her HOT NEW MAN has to simple good manners to choose a nice, white name for her.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)

A nice, white, Hebrew name, obv.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I took a gamble on it being a Noodle-Hiroshima Asian
Not a Curry-Talk Centre one, because I don't think the latter bunch have a word for 'rich'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Actually I'm pretty sure she said he was indian.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Way to pick holes in my mild, friendly jibe
Thanks al. THANKS.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

No worries labs
I hope you don't get radiation sickness when you're in Aww-So-Noodle land.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)

RACIST!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I think you mean LACIST!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

So is James just his call centre name then?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Oi - that's my dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

You don't treat her enough like shit.
You'd be nice. She wouldn't like that. She'd spend all her time worrying that all your decent treatment means that you're going off her. Then she'd find some excuse, such as not texting her immediately after sex, in order to decide that you're a cunt, and dump you.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Why isn't this on the popular page?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I don't know and it upsets me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Popular page takes a while to update, doesn't it?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

don't think so

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Sometimes it does.
It's a bit weird.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)