I think I've cut the roof of my mouth on my crusty baguette
How the actual fuck?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Very easy to do Darth.

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

this
all I need is a piece of french bread and the roof of my mouth is grated
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Am still eating it
There's dead animal in there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I wish I had dead animal in me
I'm hungry :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I have what is ostensibly dead animal in me
but it was so thoroughly processed as to be completely tasteless.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I do that quite often
it's stupid

edit: hold on, you're talking about auto-fellatio aren't you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Do you call your member
crusty baguette?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Depends how recently he's cleaned it

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Crusty croissant in his case

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Served with cheese I hear

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

no, I was implying that Darth does

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I'm going to assume that "crusty baguette" is a euphemism
And chuckle quietly to myself from the comfort of this not-particularly-comfortable desk chair.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

You want to ask your former compatriot Tom about his new invention mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I beg your pardon?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm making reference to TGB's old suggestion that you look like Leon off the most recent series of the Apprentice
In case you didn't watch it, he was the one who protested way too much about trying cosmetic products and spoke of his girlfriend at every possibility.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

You could probably have made an informed guess that I didn't watch it.
When did TGB make this suggestion?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Oh, fucking ages ago
Obviously for the purposes of this joke I was rather hoping she'd perpetrated it rather more thoroughly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Nope. 'fraid I don't remember her suggesting that.
And obviously my not knowing who this person is, or what they look like, doesn't help. This one's not really getting off the ground, is it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I think it's fair to say this is one of the most laboured and unsuccessful jokes in the history of anything
Thank you for being party to it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Tell you what, just make a joke about me having a small willy or something, and we'll say no more about it

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I can't back that up though
and your missus might get angry. Everyone knows accurate insults are the lifeblood of this forum.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

A very valid point, you mincing shirt-lifter

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

In the spirit of my last poijt I would ask you to retract the "shirt-lifter" part
Am bang to rights on the mincing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

THATTS TH JOWK

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I know dear
You should be nice to me, my presence here makes you look rugged and manly by comparison
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Your presence here
makes ME look rugged and manly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I wouldn't spill your pint

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

It's kind of you to suggest so,
but I don't think anybody has ever been fooled into thinking that I am in the least bit manly, let alone rugged.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I'm led to believe that my mantle of "token gay" was once yours
and my arrival was like someone smugger than Vipros rocking up. Except plausible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

HA, YOU USE YOUR TEETH ON ME ! I USE MY SUPER SHARP CRUSTY COCK ON YOU ! TAKE THAT !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

BOYZONE !

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)