shitting on a hedgehog
www.spaldingtoday.co.uk/news/man_defecated_on_dead_hedgehog_in_street_1_2894235
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wonder why the hedgehog is relevent
surely shitting in the street is bad enough.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)

the dead hedgehog's family
lodged the complaint
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

fuck those spiky bestards

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

it was you?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I cannot tell a lie.
This is bollocks, I'm actually quite a good liar, but I don't enjoy it, so usually don't do it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'd have been more upset if it was a live hedgehog.

( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

This^
Dead = inanimate object. You can shit on me once I'm dead if you like and it's not a problem, do it while I'm alive you might get quite a strong reaction though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

the horn?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Well all things are possible I suppose
and as it's never actually happened I cannot categorically state it wouldn't but, having been pissed on once and still being haunted by the memory to this day, I think not TBH.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)